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Tony: I have a pla—

Natasha: Aaaand, I am out.

Carol: Hello team, I am the new Captain now.

Steve: Ah, finally. I was too tired for this shit anyways.

Clint: Did he just—?

Natasha: [nods]

Steve: What is it?

Everyone: LANGUAGE!

Steve: [bangs on the table] I see what just happened.

Steve: What would a queen be without her king?

Wanda: Loud, ambitious and a better ruler.

Tony: And what about Juliet without her Romeo?

Wanda: Alive.

Natasha: [whispers] No wonder why I love her so much.

Bruce: HOW LONG WAS I GONE OR DEAD PROBABLY?

Tony: tHe FuCk? You hulked out, so only a few hours.

Bruce: No, how long was I dead for while you had a 16 year old son?

Tony: He's not my—

Peter: [enters] Hey, Mr. Stark? Wanna play golf?

Bruce: HE IS YOUR SON!

Tony: He is OUR son. . .

Bruce: [passes out]

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