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Beau: We will be fine. And one day we will laugh about this with our grandchildren.

Yasha: ...Our grandchildren?

Beau: Our respective grandchildren. Probably made with other people.

Yasha: ...Probably?

#beauregard lionett #beauyasha #yasha nydoorin #critical role #the mighty nein #cr #m9

Beau: Why are you two holding hands?

Caleb: Studies say it releases stress.

Beau: Oh, okay. I just thought maybe you were dating or something.

Essek: We are. We’re also just really stressed.

#beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #essek thelyss #the mighty nein #critical role #cr #m9

Fjord: Why are you helping me?

Caduceus: Because my life is a mess and I instinctively help others when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

#caduceus clay #fjord #fjord stone #the mighty nein #m9 #cr #critical role

Caleb: If cats knew what sin was, they wouldn't even care.

Beau: I don't care either, fuck trigonometry.

#beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #the mighty nein #m9 #critical role #cr

Beau: ok but who hasn’t had at least some sort of crush on jester?

Cadeuces:*raises his hand*

Nott: ok but is there even anyone you do like?

Cadeuces: ...that tree is really pretty I guess...

#beauregard lionett #cadeuces clay #nott the brave #the mighty nein #m9 #cr #critical role

Caleb: I did something and I need advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement or criticism.

Beauregard: And you came to me?

#beauregard lionett #caleb widogast #the mighty nein #critical role #cr

Nott: I dare you-

Caduceus: Jester’s not allowed to accept dares.

Nott: Why?

Jester: I have no regard for my own personal safety.

#nott the brave #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #the mighty nein #critical role #cr

Beau: Love your hair

Jester: What?

Beau: Oh! I-uh- love the-um-air!

#cr #critical role #beauregard #beauregard lionett #jester lavorre #the mighty nein

“Forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible.”

- Jester to the traveler

#jester lavore #the mighty nein #cr #critical role

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New character art by @ornerine!

#This is hella awesome

Beau's dad: How’s that ‘gay’ phase going?

Beau: Better than your marriage.

#critical role #beauregard #cr #the mighty nein #beauregard lionett

Fjord, texting: Yes

Fjord: *yea

Fjord: Almost broke my cool and casual facade

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #fjord

Beau: (Opens door for Essek) Caleb, it’s your boyfriend.

Caleb: He's not my boyfriend!

Also Caleb: Hey babe.

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #beauregard #caleb widogast #essik theylas #shadowgast #thelyss #essek

Fjord: A can of frosting does not qualify as breakfast food!

Jester: Well not with that attitude.

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #fjord #jester #jester lavore

Beau: Bad news: we locked the keys inside the building.

Beau: Good news: we didnt have to wait around for a locksmith.

Beau: Bad news: Dairon finds it concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Beau: Good news: a cute girl saw me do it.

Beau: Bad news: it was Yasha, and since shes already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she'll never think im cool no matter what I do. its too late. she knows.

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #beauregard #yasha

Nott: Stop it

Fjord, moments before getting stabbed: What are you gonna do, stab me?

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #nott #fjord

Nott: Dying sucks butt! How do you idiots cope with mortality??

Beau: Violent Outbursts

Molly: General sluttyness

Jester: Thanks to denayal, I'm immortal.

#cr #critical role #the mighty nein #mollymauk tealeaf #beauregard #nott #jester lavore

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