What do you mean it's "Not Canon"

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Adrien: Ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. The Russian, French, and dance dance.

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I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Chloé Bourgeois, probably

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Adrien: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Alya: Chloé gets here at noon.

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Chat Noir: Hey Marinette... What's your number?

Marinette, visibly texting: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

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Chat Noir: My lady, you've gotta stop sending me mixed messages.

Ladybug: "I don't like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages!

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Hawkmoth: Ladybug...

Ladybug: Hawkmoth.

Chat Noir: Chat Noir!

Hawkmoth: You just said your own name.

Chat Noir: It was the only one left.

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Adrien: Aw babe, you had a crush on me? That's so embarrassing.

Marinette: We're married.

Adrien: Still.

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Plagg: Want to see me chug a bottle of maple syrup?

Adrien: Please go to sleep.

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Ladybug: I don't know if you know this, but you're very attractive.

Adrien: Oh believe me, I know.

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Master Fu: Rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Ladybug: Uh, piñatas?

Chat Noir: Glow sticks!

Ladybug: Karate boards!

Chat Noir: Spaghetti, when you've got a small pot.

Ladybug: And rules!

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Chat Noir: Ladybug

Ladybug: what

Chat Noir: breathe if you think I'm cute

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Chat Noir: My lady you're turning blue

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Marinette: Chloé, is that a tattoo?

Chloé: Don't worry, it's fake.

Alya: Just like your personality!

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Sabrina: Have a good day!

Chloé: Don't tell me what to do.

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Marinette: I'm over my crush.

Adrien: [walks by]

Marinette: Never mind

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Ladybug: You wear too much black Chat.

Chat Noir: I'm sorry, all I hear is that I look good.

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Ladybug: I'm responsible Master Fu!

Chat Noir: Me too!

Ladybug: That's a lie!

Chat Noir: Yes it is and I can take full responsibility for it.

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Chloé: Can't I just say sorry and not mean it? I do it all the time. I don't think I've ever meant it.

Marinette: Chloé, that's not nice!

Chloé: Fine. Alya, I'm sorry.

Chloé: See? I did it again!