Be your worst self!

"Fear is a hell of a drug. And so is cocaine." ~Polly, probably

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Oz:  [Gets rejected for prom again]

Vera:  This is so sad Alexa play Despacito.

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Oz: This is both of our first time, are you sure you know what to do?

Damien: Yeah, just trust me

Oz: *deep breath* …ok

Damien: *seductively bites lip*

Damien: XBOX, ON

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[Oz, Amira, Brian and Vicky are in the principal’s office.]

Principal Giant Spider:  Why is it whenever something happens, it’s always you four?

Brian:  Believe me, we’ve been asking ourselves that for the past six years.

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Vera:  One day, I will be your second wife.

Vicky:  What happened to my first wife?

Vera:  Nothing you can prove.

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Vicky:  Vera, when I die, I don’t care who else is at my funeral as long as you’re there.

Vera:  Of course I’ll be there.  The murderer always shows up to throw off the police.

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Damian: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger. Amira: Last night you texted me like a hundred heart emojis. Damian: Out of anger.

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[Sometime after Brian asks Valerie to Prom…]

Brian:  You know, I find it odd that you never mentioned Valerie was your little sister.

Vera:  I find it odd that I haven’t cut off your balls yet.

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Damien:  Hospitals are no fun to fight through.

Liam:  What IS fun to fight through?

Damien:  Gardens.  Electronic shops.  Antique stores, but only if they’re classy.

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Scott:  What do you think our girlfriends are talking about right now?

Damien:  I’m not a mind-reader, Scott.  But they better not be getting all chummy and talking about which one of us is better in bed.

Scott:  They’re girls.  They don’t talk about stuff like that.

(Meanwhile…)

Vicky:  Scott’s better at sex, Damien’s better at foreplay.

Amira:  Hey, Scott is GREAT at foreplay.  He just takes the “play” part literally, so you have to embrace all of his games.  "Nooks and crannies.“  "Upsy-daisies.”

Vicky:  "Who’s in there?“  Followed by "What’s in there?”

Amira:  "Mr. Peep tries on hats.“

Vicky:  LOVED that one.

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Oz:  I HAVE SEEN THE PROMISED LAND!!!

Polly:  I showed him my butt.

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Damien: lets watch shark boy and lava girl

Brian: ok

Damien: and make out during the scary parts 

Brian: th

Brian: the scary parts

Brian: of shark boy and lava girl

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Vickie: "Pst, Polly, what did you just give the Interdemensional Prince?" Polly: "Ordinary water! Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSDope." (Futurama reference yayy)

Futurama references rock!

But just for future reference, Boo, we do prefer quotes be given via submission rather than asks. Thanks!

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Interdimensional Prince: Yeah, you must be pretty impressed having the Interdimensional Prince drop in on your school!

Liam: Actually no, I was more impressed by the contents of my hankerchief the last time I blew my nose.

Interdimensional Prince: Yeah, like hell! You’ve probably got little pictures of me in your locker, haven’t you? I’ll bet you get all girly and giggly every time you look at me!

Liam: I’m afraid not. Unfortunately, most of the student body thinks you’re a prat. Ask them who they’d prefer to meet, the Interdimensional Prince or the guy who cleans out the school toilets, they go for Crazy Martin the Were-Bear Janitor every time.

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Amira:  So there I am, barbecue sauce on my titties…

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Scott: So what do we do now?

Polly: Should I bring out my toilet wine?

Vera: How hurt would you be if I gave you the honest answer, which is “no, I’d rather french kiss a skunk.”

Polly: *grinning* So would I!

Vera: …

Vera: Fine, let’s taste it, then.

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Vicky: If I were a gardener, I would put our tulips together! Miranda: Aww! Damien: If I was a gardener, you would be my hoe. Miranda:…..

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Polly: Hi, I’m Polly.

All: Hi, Polly.

Polly: And I got so fucked up last night, like I got s-