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my own private idaho, a summary :

mike, to scott : i bore my soul to you. i told you about my ‘ holding hands at disneyland ’ fantasy !

mike : have you ever played laser tag ? scott : ( . . . ) mike : oh, it is awesome ! they tell you not to run but . . . you can. you can run.

mike : i’m going through a little bit of a rough patch.

mike : . . . the whole year, actually.

@uruhsai said : i love your account so much omg .

i love u more !!!

mike : *is being shown an apartment*

mike : oh, wow, windows, i don’t think i’ll be able to afford this place.

mike : sometimes i'll start a sentence & i don't even know where it's going. i just hope i find it along the way.

bob : why are you wearing a tux ? scott : it’s after six. what am i, a farmer ?

mike : wait, i'm sorry, you care about me ? richard : man, i really did a number on you, didn’t i ?

scott : i was born for politics. i have great hair & i love lying.

mike : this is what adulting is, right ? scott : don’t ask me, i’m on drugs

scott : you know you love me. mike : do i know that ? scott : mike : mike : yes. yes i do.

mike : i take a lot of online quizzes. turns out i’m a hufflepuff !

scott : *puts his hand on mike’s shoulder* listen. i did mean to make you upset & i do think your opinions are shit

mike ( about hans ) : is there no way we can get rid of him ? scott : not without cause, michael. mike : i have cause. it’s be-cause i hate him.

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mike : can we just have a calm discussion ? scott : fine mike : okay, first of all, go to hell

scott : do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings ? mike : yeah, don’t you ? scott : no ! how do you get anything done ?