Incorrect Muse Quotes

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Chris: I feel sad.

Matt: I have emotional jumper cables, I'll boost you. just attach them like this...

Chris: This is a hug.

Matt: Is it working?

Chris: Yes.

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Dom: Please be careful with my emotional baggage.

Dom: It's designer.

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Dom: You remember what to do if something breaks?

Chris: We try to fix it before Morgan gets here.

Dom: And if that doesn’t work?

Tom: We blame it on Matt.

Matt: Honestly fuck you guys.

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Chris, packing everyone’s lunches on tour after an argument: This was NOT made with love today, just so you all know.

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Dom: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!

Matt, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate...

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Tom: I'm bored.

Chris: Let's play a drinking game!

Chris: I have a fun one - drink a glass of water everytime an hour passes, so you stay hydrated!

Tom: I-I mean... Thanks?

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Dom: How do you spell 'me'?

Matt: It's M-E

Dom: Wait, what about D?

Matt: There's no D in 'me'

Dom: Not yet

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Dom: Look at that idiot trying to start a bar fight.

Dom: *sees that it’s Matt*

Dom: Wait. That’s my idiot.

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Matt: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?!

Chris: Once!

Matt: …

Matt: No.

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Matt: *Playing an out of tune lute*

Dom: Do you take requests?

Matt: Yeah.

Dom: Please stop.

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Matt, angry: Alright.

Dom, furious: Fine.

Matt: Fine.

Dom: Wonderful.

Matt: Amazing.

Dom: Marvelous.

Matt: Spectacular.

Dom: Splendid.

Matt: Outstanding.

Dom: Terrific.

[in the background]

Elle: What are they doing?

Chris: They’re both mad, but still want to talk and won’t admit it.

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Dom: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Matt: I know this, and I love you.

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Dom to Matt: Last Christmas I gave you my heart

Dom: But the very next day you said it was gay

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Matt: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Chris: You're a hazard to society.

Dom: And a coward. Do twenty.

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*at the dinner table*

Dom: The food is hot, I can't eat it.

Matt: You're hot, but I'd still eat your-

Chris: *slams hands on the table* ONE DINNER.

Tom: Oh, here we go again...

Chris: ONE NORMAL FUCKING DINNER IS ALL I ASK FOR.

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- Matt Bellamy

*submitted by @simutheory*

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Matt, popping out of a cake wearing nothing but a red sparkley leotard: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Dom: Thanks, but... I was kind of expecting a girl.

Matt: 20 years we’ve known each other, and now you don’t want to see me jump out of a cake? You insult me!