#incorrect one direction

[backstreet-malik]

Louis: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Liam: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Harry: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Zayn: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Niall: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

[incorrectnarry]

[1d-incorrect-quotes]

Louis, Niall, and Zayn are sitting on a bench Liam: Why do you guys look so sad? Louis: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Liam sits down* Niall: The bench is freshly painted.

[darling-larry28]

Louis:I barely slept last night

Liam:you know they say you can’t sleep when someone is thinking of you

Louis:who’d be thinking about me at 3 in the morning???!

Harry:*gay panic*

[sexyeloise]

for anyone who'd like context:

- todd is a die-hard 1D fan, neil doesn't know shit about 1D so he's just doing whatever todd does

- keating thought liam looked most "mature", so when todd asked for his opinion he chose liam

- chris just likes them. nothing special. probably has a poster of zayn on her wall though

- charlie is a massive nouis guy 100% I bet he has a louis bedspread

- knox pretends to hate them but secretly likes niall (thanks to chris)

[incorrect-1dboys]

Louis: oh fuck that shit

Niall: hahahhaha you just lost the game

Harry: guess that makes you

Liam: harry no-

Harry: a LOUser

[liberacehouseoflarrycrap]

A text exchange about showers?

Louis: What are you doing right now?

Harry: Just about to have a shower.

Louis: Ooh send me a pic ;)

Louis: This is a picture of a plant??

Harry: Yeah look how much my peace Lily has grown!

Louis: Lol I meant a pic of you doll.

Harry: Oh hahah okay!

Louis: This is a picture of you on our date yesterday....You know what, just have your shower. I'll come over and maybe we can save some water ;)

Harry: We don't actually have much hot water right now so we all have to take like three minute showers so we're being very conservative with our water use. But thanks for the concern for my water bill, you're so sweet Lou!! :) x

Louis:

[goldensaurora]

Liam: While I'm gone, Louis, you're in charge.

Louis: of course I am

Liam , whispering: Harry, you're secretly in charge

Harry: obviously