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quotes naruto characters absolutely have said .... maybe. >>feel free to submit any quotes!

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Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.

Naruto, to Sakura before leaving with Jiraiya

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Yo, there's another blog doing everything you do and with the same name (just a hyphen between naruto and quotes). Just a shout out. Have a nice day

yeah, i’ve seen them out an about on tumblr. i think it’s great that i’ve inspired others to make a similar account to mind and i wish the best to them! 

But, for the most part I try to avoid them as much as possible in order to avoid any confusion. :)

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Kotetsu: I heard Hayate watched that tape last week and this mornin’ he woke up dead!  Izumo: How the hell do you wake up dead?  Kotetsu: Cause’ you’re alive when you go to sleep.  Izumo:So you’re telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?  Kotetsu: You can’t go to bed dead! That shit would’ve been redundant.  Izumo: No it wouldn’t cause’ you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed.  Kotetsu: But you are in the bed. That’s how you wake up dead in the first place fool!  Izumo: Damn! that’s some quantum shit right there man! You should be teaching classes! 

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There is a simple answer to everything and it’s usually no.

Shikamaru Nara

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Kakashi: Sorry I'm late.

Anko: What happened?

Kakashi: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.

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Naruto: Can I ask a dumb question?

Kakashi: Better than anyone I know.

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only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful

hidan (from @wolfpupy)

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Hey Do you mind if I use some quotes on instagram? I'll give credits but it's ok if you say no.

It's totally fine if you wanna use any of these quotes anywhere you want!!! I love it that people are enjoying them!!! :) :)

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Guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love.

Tenten

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Naruto: Hey Sakura!

Naruto: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don’t know why. So I made a list of everything I did, and I’m going to try to not to any of them again.

Sakura:

Sakura: :)

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Naruto: Did you know that the food you eat becomes energy?

Naruto *throws a punch*: Boom, that’s spaghetti.

Naruto *jumps*: Nachos!

Naruto *kicks*: A cookie!

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Kakashi: You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning. Anyone who acts otherwise, will answer to me.

Naruto: Ooh, tough guy!

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Man, time really flies when you take two naps a day

Shikamaru

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You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch ‘em in the face, and for what?!

Gaara

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I walk a lonely road, the only one that I have ever known. Don’t know where it goes, but it’s home to me and I walk alone.

Sasuke Uchiha

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Naruto: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Iruka: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.

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Naruto: You get cute when you get angry.

Sakura: [glares]

Naruto: But not when you get angry with me.