Feb 25, 2021
Orochimaru: Hmm it's time to be unnecessarily evil due to my tragic past
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Orochimaru: Hmm it's time to be unnecessarily evil due to my tragic past
Naruto: *exists*
Everyone: aight imma head out
Konoha and Itachi: why don’t you come back to the village sasuke?
Sasuke: wHy DoN’T yOu CoMe BaCk To ThE vIlLaGe SaSuKe?
Orochimaru: When will everyone catch on to the fact that I'm too beautiful to be f**ked with?
Orochimaru: We live in a disgusting, patriarchal, dystopian society where swordsmanship isn't a respected college major
Orochimaru: My gender is escaping to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE
Kakashi: I simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give away human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living
Sakura: You played me like a fiddle!
Sasuke: Oh no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap dollar-store kazoo you are.