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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Not today Justin
Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
we're not kids anymore.
Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
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NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Xuebing Du
JVL
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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@incorrectneopets
Ylana: The scout and I have a homoerotic rivalry thing going on. At least, I thought we did until I heard her call another girl's eyes "sexy". Who the fuck was that?
Sophix: Cylara. She's like a big deal hero of the rebellion or whatever.
Ylana: She can't be that big a deal if I've stolen and analyzed the complete personnel files of the resistance and I've never heard of her.
Sophix: Okay~ Drag her to absolute hell, you catty bitch~
Morris: I don’t know how much you know about space, but for me, I’m a master. Ask me anything about space.
Boris: Is it big?
Morris: Probably.
Cylara: Wow, Scout. For a lesbian, you're great at seducing straight men!
Scout: Straight men are just lesbians with longer cargo shorts, fewer skills, and evil in their hearts.
Roberta: Would you like to hear my wise aphorism?
Seradar: Only if it’s actually wise. Last guy who asked me this had a pretty foolish aphorism, tbh.
Roberta: Oh... uhuh...
Roberta: Never ignore... the melody of time... when your shoe’s untied?
Seradar: *drinks from a horrible potion*
Seradar: Yes. There is wisdom in this. He whose shoes are untied must mind the rhythm of his steps.
Seradar: Bartender! Another wretched potion for my comrade here!
Roberta: My aphorism... it’s wise!
Jerdana: You’re acclimating to modern slang the kids taught you, huh?
King Altador: Fo’ shizzle.
Cylara: We respect each other now.
Parlax: That’s very kind of you to presume how I feel about you, Cylara.
Sally: Why does no one tell me if we have people over?
Sally: I just walked downstairs with a "Say hey if you're gay" T-shirt and Batman boxers.
Sally: We had eight people over.
Sally: They saw.
Lucie: Did any of them say hey?
Garin: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Isca: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Garin: You're right, maybe I should.
Chadley: So, when are you gonna go out with me?
AAA: I don’t know, when are you gonna ask me out?
Chadley: ..Uh..
*later*
Lulu: So you just ran away?
Chadley: I didn’t think he was gonna flirt back!!
Lord Kass: I have to say, that armor is doing nothing for your ass.
Jeran: No one asked you to look.
Lisha: I think you look great, bro!
Lisha: As far as I'm concerned, that's Meridell's Ass! [salutes]
Armin: What happens to all your teen angst when you’re twenty... like, where does it go?
Hannah: They diagnose it as anxiety!
Lisha: I’m afraid the school system has failed you.
Morris: School failed me? Does that mean school has to go to Summer Morris?
Cylara: So if I move my horsey here... Isn't that checkmate and I win?
Parlax: ...Hmm.
Cylara: Well is it or isn't it?
Parlax: You know, I think this is a good stopping point. It's your first real game, I threw a lot of information at you.
Cylara: No your king is trapped. He can't go here because of my lighthouse. And he can't go here because of my pointy head guy.
Parlax: Like I said, ‘complicated game’.
Lisha: You're really okay with this? There's no mind control magic or whatever, you're just literally this weird?
Boris: There's gonna be a lot of judgement if I say yes, isn't there?
Roberta: I-
Xandra: Don't care, didn't ask. Plus the sleeves on your wizard robe are embarrassingly short.
Garin: Holding onto bisexuality with two white-knuckled fists.
Hannah: With my fingernails!
Gilly: Sophie might threaten to incinerate you, and Bruno might threaten to pull out your kidneys. But I have a different method of persuasion. Tell us what we need to know, or--
Eliv Thade: Do your worst!
Gilly: I'll CRY.
Eliv Thade: ...What?
Gilly: You heard me. I'll start bawling like a toddler who dropped their ice cream on the sidewalk. In front of your friends, your minions, any boys you like. And I'll tell them it's because you were MEAN to me.
Eliv Thade: *visibly horrified* ...You wouldn't.
Gilly: *leans in menacingly* I think I'm misting up already.