Incorrect Ocean's 8 Quotes

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Rose; (banging a pen on the table out of frustration)

Daphne; "Hey, don’t be mean to the pen, how would you feel if I banged you on the table?"

Rose; "I...I don’t know the correct answer to that question…"

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Lou; (carries all groceries)

Debbie; (reaches out to help)

Lou; (switches all groceries to one arm to hold Debbie's hand)

Debbie; "That’s not what I...Okay…"

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Daphne vibes

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Daphne; "God, my back is killing me."

Rose; "Here, I brought you something to help."

Daphne; "A breast reduction?"

Constance; (running in the room from the kitchen) "NOOO!"

Daphne; ...

Constance; "Why would you spit in the face of God?!"

Rose; "Calm down, those aren't going anywhere and if they are, I'm going with them."

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Daphne; "I know I’ve been talking about Rose all morning, but another thing I love about Rose is that she just gets me."

Nine Ball; "Can she come get you right now?"

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Constance; How the hell you spell "Shofur?"

Daphne; "Chauffer."

Constance; "Ooh Fancy Pants Rich McGee over here, fuck you."

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Tammy; “Right, who do we know who has handcuffs?”

Lou; “Well Debbie and I...”

Debbie (glares at Lou)  

Lou; “...Wouldn't know.” 

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Some appreciation for Rose Weil being absolute perfection 💓

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Rose; (Confused by Debbie’s plan)

Lou; “There’s only one way to handle Debbie’s schemes. It's like watching a strip tease. Don't ask how it's done, just enjoy what's coming off.”

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Daphne; “I can't relate to horror stories where it's like, "my wife started acting crazy, isn't that so scary?' Because I would support my wife, no matter what, I would love my crazy wife.”

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Daphne; “Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.”

Debbie; “Oh, you've been?”

Daphne; “Once. In Monopoly.”

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Lou; “Since we’re in this relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don’t ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.”

Debbie; “Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don’t wanna hear shit.”

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Lou; “As top in this relationship, I think we should…”

Debbie; “I can’t believe you’re pulling rank on me.”

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Constance; “The lady at the sandwich shop today was like, “that’ll be 4.20 love, would you like it toasted?” And I nodded and said, “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it.”

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Amita; “The constant struggle between "I should probably be more informed about current events" and "I would like to be a functional human being with at least a vague will to live".”