Incorrect Orgulho e Paixão Quotes

Incorrect quotes about characters from a Brazilian Period Soap Opera

[lovel1ght]

characters in orgulho & paixão who aren’t cishet

luccino and otavio, obviously

mariko

ludmilla

brandão

mariana

camilo

ema

susana (yes she is evil but that woman isn’t straight)

and that’s it, feel free to add

[sanikre]

ernesto & camilo || falling like the leaves

[backtomanyang]

orgulho e paixão/the office crossover

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Elisabeta: Does anyone else have a bad feeling about this?

Ema: I do! But that doesn’t say much because I have a bad feeling about everything...

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Otavio: I’ve got to go… I’ve got… stuff… to do.

Luccino: You don’t have stuff. Name one “stuff”.

Otavio: …documents.

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Elisabeta: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them it’s “intelligent” and “really cool.“ But when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

Darcy: …Why did I marry you?

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Camilo: Do you want some leftovers?

Ernesto: What are those?

Camilo: You don’t know what leftovers are?

Ernesto: No. Because I’m not a quitter.

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Luccino: *unbuttoning a shirt* I’m sorry, but it’s just so hot in here.

Otavio: I know, but please stop unbuttoning my shirt.

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Otavio: You look beautiful today Luccino.

Luccino: Um, thank you.

Otavio: APRIL FOOLS!

Otavio: You look beautiful everyday.

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Ernesto: It’s not gay if I wanna date Camilo but as like bros, right?

Rômulo: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay

Luccino: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

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"Sometimes I wish I were a lesbian. Did I say that out loud?"

— Elisabeta

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Ema: Lord, give me patience.

Ernesto: I think you mean give me strength.

Ema: If the Lord gave me strength, you’d be dead.

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Mariana: *to Xavier* I’d tell you to go to hell but you’d probably feel at home there.

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Brandão: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Otávio: I’m calling Mariana.

Brandão: no wait.

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Otávio: Fine I admit it, I’m soft! I care about everyone too much and things hurt me. Sorry, I’m not a heartless person.

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Randolfo: What’s a metaphor?

Otávio: My life is a trainwreck.

Randolfo: I know, but what’s a metaphor?

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Virgílio (to Xavier after cutting Mariana’s hair): When you proposed this new form of torture, we all laughed behind your back. Some people called you names, like “the Thomas Edison of incompetence,” or “that dick”.