Stream On My Block!

“So it’s like this: our friends are like a family, if your family was full of pedophiles.”

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Julia: Isn’t it past your bedtime?

Monse: Isn’t it time you die?

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Ruby: And I met God.

Monse: Tight. What does she look like?

Ruby: Ethnically ambiguous.

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Ruby: This is a mix between a waltz and a tango.

Monse: It’s a wango?

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Ruby: Tienes mucha suerte.

Olivia: Uh, salsa.

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Cesar: *on the ledge of a building* I’m going to jump!

Ruby: Do a flip!

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Monse: Could you be any more annoying?

Ruby: Yes.

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Jamal: I thought I had mono for an entire year.

Jamal: It turns out I was just really bored.

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Jamal: You are depressed.

Cesar: No worrries. Alcohol, a depressant, should help.

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Monse: You said we were going for a walk! What kind of walk takes six hours?

Jamal: A long one?

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Ruby: I’m just gonna come out and say it. I think...I love you.

Olivia:

Ruby:

Olivia: Oh.

Olivia: Thank you.

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Jamal: So at first, I thought banks. Because you know...

Monse: That’s where they have money?

Jamal: Exactly. But that’s kind of boring.

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Ruby: Don’t be a smartass.

Cesar: Okay, I’ll be a dumbass.