fuck.

felix || 29 || he/him ───⊱༺ ♰ ༻⊰─── shitpost extraordinaire with the inability to tag anything. ever.

[raystarkitty]

Puddle of Little Ponies!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[lemon-labia]

"i asked ai" okay well i asked my mom and she ignored me

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[newtypezaku]

[mollybeenoel]

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

follow me for more great posts other people made

[ageae]

[lemonscribs]

Trans pride blacktip sharks 🏳️‍⚧️🦈

[petaltexturedskies]

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

[thememedaddy]

[becherdireinen]

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

[shangheists]

well if you close your eyes

[ghost-cassette]

No good. It almost feels like nothing changed at all

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[gamebird]

Like, I expected to get pounded and be wet. You're telling me neither of those happen?

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[ukiki]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess ✦ (2006)

[awknerdy]

Oh to be a gamecube cat by a gamecube river

[dorothylarouge]