Onmyoji Incorrect Quotes

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Seimei: How do I deal with my enemies?

Kuro Seimei: Kill them

Seimei: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Kuro Seimei: Kill them only a little?

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Ibaraki Douji: I told Shuten Douji that his ears flush when he lie.

Hoshiguma Douji: Why?

Ibaraki Douji: Look.

Ibaraki Douji: My friend! Do you love us?

Shuten Douji, covering his ears: No.

Hoshiguma Douji:

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Ootakemaru: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Kainin: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Kujira: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Yokinshi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Ootengu: *turning to Hiromasa* How tall are you?

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Kuro Mujou: I’m an idiot.

Shiro Mujou:

Kuro Douji:

Shiro Douji:

Mouba:

Kuro Mujou:

Hangan: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Hiromasa: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Kohaku: Don't worry, Hiromasa-sama. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Orochi: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Seimei: Isn’t that just killing people?

Orochi: Ah, technically.

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Ibaraki Douji: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

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Shuten Douji: I think I'm falling for you.

Momiji: Then get up.

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Asura: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Taishakuten: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Kuro Seimei trying to get along with Shiro Seimei:

Kuro Seimei: Do you want some tea?

Seimei: What are the options?

Kuro Seimei: Yes or no.

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When Kuro Douji and Shiro Douji did something that they weren't supposed to do:

Kuro Mujou: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.

Shiro Mujou: No, we are mad.

Kuro Mujou: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.

Shiro Mujou: No, we’re not.

Kuro Mujou: I am not a mind reader, otouto!

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Ibaraki Douji: Hey Shuten Douji, can you give me the opposite of these words?

Ibaraki Douji: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down.

Shuten Douji: Never, Going, To, Give, You-

Shuten Douji: The fucking satisfaction.

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Ootengu: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Hiromasa: That sounds like a challenge.

Ootengu: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Hiromasa: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Ootengu: There is no challenge!

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Ibaraki Douji: Pardon the intrusion, my friend. But-

Shuten Douji: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Aobozu: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

Yasha: You're right, Aobozu. Violence can't be the answer.

Aobozu: Correct, Yasha. Now, on to the next lesso-

Yasha: Violence is the question.

Yasha: And the answer is yes!

Aobozu: Yasha, no!!

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Lord Arakawa: You three, explain right now!

Koi no Sei: It was Kingyo Hime

Jikikaeru: It was Kingyo Hime.

Kappa: It was Kingyo Hime.

Kingyo Hime:

Kingyo Hime: *sob* Bully!