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Congrats to the survivors
National Cancer Survivor Day (6/7) I can’t think of a better day to use a quote we all know:“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”I see you…congrats on being stronger. What no dad joke?I’ve heard like seven cancer jokes today…If I hear tumor it’s gonna benign.
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Which path will you take today
National Trails Day (6/6) I’m at a fork in the road on what to share for this special day. Which dad joke? My dog would have been great back in the old west trail days.Her tail is a wagon. Or this one? As I get older, I think a lot about the people I’ve lost over the years.Maybe a trail guide was not a good career path for me.
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What I love more than this heat
Some may think this heat is not a hot topic…what, it’s just the humidity?Chill for a few minutes and enjoy a refreshing rant,about how to keep your cool during these hot times. Even crazier?The not-so-hot dad jokes. They may get you…hot under the collar?Street Curb Curiosity – The Podcast Love to chill with a podcast on Apple?CLICK HERE
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I'm a dipper
National Ketchup Day (6/5) A friend’s girlfriend asked him to put ketchup on the shopping list.He then went to the grocery store, but couldn’t read any of it. Because of the ketchup…on the list.Let’s read your mind:How do you like your ketchup on fries? Okay, I’ll go first. I’m a dipper.
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Have a Gouda Day!
National Cheese Day! (6/4) What cheese is made backwards?Edam Don’t let cheese jokes grate on your nerves today.
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today...go fast!
World Running Day (6/3) What’s the difference between running in front of a car or running after one?When you run after the car, you get exhausted…If you run in front of a car, you get…tired. Today, go fast…run like you stole something…like this joke (not this car)
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The day the smell stopped in Philly
In June 1888, there was a company in Philadelphia called MUM. They introduced the first commercial consumer deodorant. Their slogan was “Mum’s the Word” and targeted at women.Currently many people buy odorless deodorant. That makes no scents. But then again, so do many other things in Philly.
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Nice to see you today
National Say Something Nice Day (6/1) You can be many things in life…today be kind.An example: I got a compliment when boarding a train. The conductor said: “first class rear, standard front.” You’ll be on the right track by saying nice things.
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Let me see your smile
National Smile Day (5/31) A friend went on a blind date. The woman’s on-line profile said she had an infectious smile.Turns out that infectious smile was cold sores. Today…give people a genuine smile. Share it like a disease.
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Should he call the cops?
National Water a Flower Day (5/30) While out watering my flowers, I saw a person stealing a garden ornament from my neighbor’s yard. He didn’t call the cops…he wishes to remain Gnomeless.
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Drink in this Wisdom
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” Thank Socrates for that and I guess thank those brown cows for this cup of knowledge: 7% of American adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Are these the same people…who stare at a glass of orange juice because the carton says concentrate?
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How do you like yours?
National Hamburger Day (5/28)(some will say it’s National Burger Day…well okay)How do you like yours? Recent data say most like “well done”. “What is once well done is done forever.”Thank Henry David Thoreau for the ” cookout” quip. Don’t forget the cold beer, and add a pickle. It’s usually a big dill.
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Dog Pee? Urine for a surprise!
The surprise is lawn owners don’t (really) have a problem with it…or do they? Enjoy a conversational golden flow about how it affects your lawn, your neighbors and that dreaded HOA.The number one weakness of dog ownership is in the spotlight…and sorry, there’s no relief from the dad jokes. Street Curb Curiosity – The PodcastCLICK HEREto enjoy the fun on Apple Podcasts
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What's on your feet?
National Flip Flop Day (5/27) We’ve been wearing these things since about 4000 BC.You know why dairy cows don’t comfortably wear flip flops?Because they lactose.
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How you feeling...TODAY?
Hope you enjoyed your holiday weekend to start Summer. Question:If you find yourself next year feeling exactly the same as today, would you be excited or disappointed? Your anonymous fans want to know.
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Say "remember"
Memorial Day (5/25) We may not know them all, but we owe them all. Today, don’t fake it. Take a moment while enjoying the game, family, the trip and the fun to remember those who gave it all so we could enjoy the game, family, the trip and the fun. PS: Don’t say “happy”…say “remember”
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Laughin' till I'm coffin
National Scavenger Hunt Day 5/24 Today’s popular version of scavenger hunts? It’s people taking a selfie with various stuff they’re looking for. I’ve also heard of the coffin scavenger hunt, but have never seen one. Remains to be found.
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