Incorrect Owlboy Quotes

Incorrect quotes for the game Owlboy by D-Pad studio. May contain spoilers. This is a parody blog, any mention of ships/sexual orientations is to be taken lightly ! Avatar by http://latticejaysmith.tumblr.com/

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Alphonse: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

Otus:

Twig:

Geddy:

Alphonse: Okay fine, it's like crack to me.

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Dirk: I love you.

Alphonse: I thought I annoyed you.

Dirk: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.

Alphonse: Same. I love you too.

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Twig: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??

Solus: So fuck oxygen i guess.

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Alphonse: Do you take constructive criticism?

Otus: [already crying] Sure, what's up.

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Otus: All right, team! Assemble!

Twig: We've already been here for forty minutes.

Otus:

Otus: Well, then, assemble better.

Twig: Don't know how to do that.

Otus: Don't be a smart mouth!

Geddy: Don't worry, Otus, I don't think any part of him is in danger of being smart.

Twig: Fuck you too, Geddy.

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Otus: ...And then I escaped, unscathed!

Alphonse: You're bleeding from so many parts of your body.

Otus: Okay, fine, I'm a little scathed.

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Buccanary: How would you kids like to do something for money?

Otus:

Geddy: Can we have some details first?

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Buccanary: I'm never donating blood again.

Buccanary: The second you walk in the door, it's just one invasive question after another!

Buccanary: "Where did you get it?" "Why is it in a bucket?"

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Twig: Yes, I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger.

Otus: But?

Twig: No, that's it.

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Twig: How insecure do you think I am?

Twig: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am?

Twig: I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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Molstrom: What are your concerns?

Otus: Well... You've kidnapped me.

Molstrom: Hmm, noted. Go on.

Otus: And you threw me in this dungeon.

Molstrom: Ah, I see. Anything else?

Otus: Uh, no. But... No. I guess those are the main two.

Molstrom: Thank you. Your feedback is a gift.

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Alphonse: [Holding out a squawking pillowcase] The gawk's sick.

Molstorm: You brought your gawk to a crew meeting?

Alphonse: It's not my gawk, she just lives with me and eats at my house.

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Otus: This was almost a great idea.

Geddy: You just described 90% of our stuff.

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Twig: I would let a Raccoon do surgery on me. Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold slice of pizza!

Otus: You do realize where raccoons’ little hands have been right?

Solus: Is... Is that the... only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heat transplant?

Alphonse: Come on! Their so well known for washing their hands that they’re called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry where their little hands have been!

Mandolyn: You heard it here folks! Getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

Geddy: Where’s the raccoon getting the heart?!?!?

Twig: Don’t worry about it.

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Dirk: It was fun while it lasted.

Alphonse: No, it wasn’t.

Dirk: We made a great team.

Alphonse: No, we didn’t. It was a disaster.

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Noctae: People treat me like a god.

Noctae: They ignore me until they need something from me.

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Asio: Owls are trained in logic, Professor.

The Professor: Really, Asio. I had no idea. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error.