Incorrect Paladins Quotes

Things Paladins Champions have said. Maybe?

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Listen I'm a straight guy but I need Fernando to gentle dom me

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heyyy i was the original mod bolt on this account if jts the one I'm thinking of..back in the era of burrito sha lin. i hope ur all doing well whoeevr sees this, take care :-]

Some reason I can only get these on desktop, Sorry for the late reply. I hope you're doing well too anon. May everyone in the Paladins fandom have a wonderful day.

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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Lilith be like

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Lex: I know how you think. I'm the only man who can contain you.

Koga: Wanna know the only problem?

Lex: What's that Koga?

Koga: I'm already gone. Ha ha ha!

Lex: He's in the walls. He's in the GOD DAMNED WALLS!

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Corvus: HYDRATE OR DIE

Corvus, throwing water bottles:

Lian: What?

Khan: he's trying to aggressively tell us mental health and wellbeing is important

Corvus: I SUPPORT ALL OF YOU

Talus, tearing up: it's working

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So how bout that new lore fellas

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Ash: Ah! This food is too hot, I can't eat it.

Tyra: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Ash, blushing:

Tyra, winking:

Jenos: One dinner.. I want one dinner.

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Skye: Prepare for Trouble!

Androxus: And make it double!

Skye: To protect our team from devastation!

Androxus: To unite all champions within our nation!

Skye: To denounce the evils of point and cart!

Androxus: To extend our team to the stars above!

Skye: Skye!

Androxus: Androxus!

Skye: Team Flank, blast off at the speed of light!

Androxus: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

Maeve: Maeve! That’s right!

Kinessa, who is very scared and confused:

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Lex: *shows a picture* That's my baby. I have a son, that's Atlas.

Androxus: Looks a bit... shit.

[hotgrrlbummer]

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Ash, during the Siege of Ascension Peak -mod Grover

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What even is that 'bathe' thing? Sounds gross.

Grohk

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Sha Lin: Did you know you stole something from me yesterday

Maeve: Sorry, I'll return your wallet

Sha Lin: You stole my hea- wait what

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*at Strix’s and Viktor’s wedding*

Buck, tossing flowers to people and hitting them: flowers for YOU! Flowers for YOU!

Buck, saluting Viktor: all flowers have been deployed, wedding commander!

Viktor: …thanks Buck.

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Viktor: Ok guys we have to be careful. Someone here is possessed by an owl.

Strix: Who?

Viktor: That's the thing, we don't...

Viktor: wait

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Lian, at Skye: You are ugly, and I am not. I'm the princess, and you're the thot.

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Come now, and walk the path of explosions with me!

Bomb King