Totally Correct Pepper Ann Quotes

An incorrect quotes blog for the classic Disney Channel show Pepper Ann. Submissions are welcome!

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Your appearance is comical to me.

Alice Kane

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Pepper Ann: This is the worst party ever!

Nicky: I don’t know. Remember that New Year’s Eve at Stuart Waldinger’s? He didn’t even have a clock.

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Stuart: For example, the love Nicky and I share is a hidden love.

(silence)

Stuart: Hidden love.

Constance: Nobody asked you.

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*Alice Kane dies and goes to Hell*

Devil: This is the lake of lava you will be spending eternity in.

Alice Kane: Actually, since we're underground, it would be magma.

Devil: You understand this is why you're here, right?

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Alice Kane: That’s what will happen! I call it “Operation: P-Ann is a weirdo who keeps a snail in her pencil box!”

Pepper Ann: Did you say something?

Alice Kane: No nothing!

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Pepper Ann: Nicky, have I ever let you down?

Nicky: Frequently.

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Nicky: Pepper Ann, you look awful. How much sleep did you get last night?

Pepper Ann: A solid eight minutes. Not in a row, but you're not even that blurry.

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Becky: You're living. You occupy space. And you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.

Nicky: That's the most inspirational pun I've ever heard.

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Nicky: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can reinforce unhealthy thinking habits and amplify negative worldviews in ways that have longterm consequences to my mental health.

Milo: A-are you okay???

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Pepper Ann: Hey Nicky, I need the combination to my locker.

Nicky: It's your locker, you have the combination.

Pepper Ann: Okay, then I need the number of a locksmith.

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(the trio are at the movies)

Nicky: Oh. That's not in the book.

Pepper Ann: I didn't read it yet.

*later*

Nicky: Hahahaha that's all different.

Milo: Mmmhmm *distracted by popcorn*

Pepper Ann: Mmmmm *distracted by popcorn*

*later*

Nicky: They added in a scene. Why not. Destroy it, why don't you. Go on.

Milo: Nicky, relax, no one is perfect.

*much later*

Nicky: WRONG!!!! WHO LET YOU RUN A SCRIPT, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN MOTHER-

Pepper Ann: *covers Nicky's mouth while she eats more popcorn*

Nicky: *internal death threats and fuming*

Pepper Ann: Nicky, this popcorn is fabulous.

Nicky: *muffled screaming at the mistakes*

*after the movie*

Pepper Ann: We should go to the movies more often.

Milo: We'll just record you and get famous.

Nicky: >:(

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Lydia: Well Peppy, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying. “Shoot ‘em all and let God sort 'em out!”

Lydia: Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down, now let’s never speak of him again.

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Pepper Ann: And they kill clean! Don’t let dames get in the way!

Lydia: …honestly Peppy where do you pick this stuff up?! I never see you read!

Moose: It’s weird, right?

Lydia: It’s like she channels dead crazy people!

Pepper Ann: You think it’s a cry for help?

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Pepper Ann: For the last time I don't have ADHD! I'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, I make impulse decisions because I love spontaneity, I forget things from before because I live in the now, I get everywhere late because I'm a free spirit, my room is a mess because I'm a creative type, and I'm tapping my foot because I'm feeling the rhythm of life baby! Pepper Ann: What do you mean you found my homework in the oven?

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You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because “that’s where your life belongs”.

Nicky, to Pepper Ann

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Alice Kane: My ducks? In a row. Ordered. Disciplined. Behaving predictably.

Alice Kane: Your ducks? Scattered. In disarray. Waddling aimlessly. Desperate for a leader to impose structure.

Alice Kane: Pathetic.

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Pepper Ann: Nicky keeps a Swanee plushie just to beat up when she's angry.

Pepper Ann: So sometimes I'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better, and "Do you want to hurt Swanee?" is often one of them.