#source: oitnb

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Bob: That's what you do.

Yelena: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A, paranoid that anyone could have been sent by Person C to kill them: How about them? [pointing to Person D] I see them everywhere.

Person B: You see me everywhere too. But, as we already established, I have not been sent by Person C to kill you.

Person A, suddenly suspecting Person B again: …Killers don’t look like killers if they’re good at their jobs.

Person B:

[strangerthingsquotes]

Billy: Yeah, well, I hate you. Steve: No you don’t. Billy, bitterly: No, I don’t.

[jobethdalloway]

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[incorrectheartstopper]

Tao: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are. Charlie: That's what you do? Tao: Me? Oh, no. Tao: My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.

[0dde11eth]

Jaskier: "so there I was bbq sauce on my titties"

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Vision: How does this whole "agenda" thing work?

Agnes: I have a lot of those. Specify.

Vision: The gay agenda to take over the world?

Agnes: Okay, first of all, keep your voice down. That is top secret.

[hadesisqueer]

Winter: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.

Whitley: Is that what you do?

Winter: Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.