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as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha
When I think of Tarzan, a naked orphaned jungle man raised by apes in the mud and darkness away from society, what comes to mind is of course the smooth soft rock and roll of Phil Collins
it is doubly baffling that there is such a miscasting issue with thirteen considering that chibs was. quite literally. the fucking showrunner for broadchurch. surely if anyone was going to realise what an immediate five star home run goldmine casting jodie whittaker as an angsty fucked up emotionally tormented woman would be it would be HIM. and then he just kind of. didn't do that. admittedly he wasn't really doing anything while showrunning doctor who so maybe we r all just doomed here. greatest trick the devil ever pulled etc.
In a perfect world we'd have a muppets odyssey movie rn
The anti-vax and anti-science propaganda is very real - and also, frankly I think doctors and nurses would've had an easier time getting people not to fall for it if they spent less time treating people like fucking shit
This post is about a lot of things but it is especially about racism, medical abuse, and eugenics
soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.
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i understand why writers keep their alien worldbuilding relatively simple for story practicality reasons but its always a lil funny to me when a sci-fi series is like "this alien species is a culture of bounty hunting warriors" like damn all of them? the whole planet? a whole planet-scale society built on bounty hunting? that seems highly impractical but i'll believe it for you bestie.
you can gain a reputation for being good with money by just being kind of boring. i don't like alcohol i don't like weed i don't go on dates i don't travel i don't try new food and ive been playing the same video games for 5 years. and my savings? heh. well i just bought a new jacket #my jacket.
parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.
This is also part of why I'm so loud about homeschool reform, specifically in the USA.
In the US, there is no meaningful legal definition for educational/academic neglect in any of the 50 states or federally. What this means is that a child can be "homeschooled" and exclusively be taught how to cook and clean, reach the age of 18 being unable to read, write, or count, and this alone is not considered neglect. That 18yo, should they even have the knowledge that suing exists, has no legal grounds to sue their parents for denying them an education.
In over 40 US states, a convicted child abuser can homeschool their children. So someone who has done time for child abuse and somehow regains access to their child(ren) can decide upon returning home that they want to "homeschool" their kids. Those children are now locked in a home with their abuser where nobody can see them.
There are no welfare checks.
There are no routine assessments.
There aren't even databases — state or federal — keeping track of how many homeschooled kids there actually are.
Meaning a child can be locked in their home for their entire life with their convicted abuser, learn absolutely nothing, never go to the doctor, and so long as that child is fed, clothed, and the abuse isn't physical or sexual, that child has almost no chance of rescue and no legal ground to seek restitution if/when they escape.
The only way homeschooled children get rescued is if they're beaten, starved, or physically neglected and they're able to get the right person to see that. Otherwise? They have to wait until someone finds out they were murdered as a result of their parents "homeschooling".
And feral homeschool parents love to jump down my throat about this, and then get even more pissed when I tell them I'm a homeschool alumni.
Because I know it's not all homeschoolers. But even one is too many, and the lack of protections should scare everyone. If you're a good homeschool parent, nothing will change. If not, you deserve whatever comes your way as a result of adequate oversight.
Children deserve rights.
i gotta be honest i think beakley would not be a great educator. which isnt to say she wouldn't do a good job of tutoring the kids like they'd be fine but she's old and insane, there's no way she knows what culturally responsive teaching is
huey like bolts upright in bed one night in 2029 like "dewey struggled so bad with his lessons because so much was missing from the expectancy x value model for him and beakley didn't know how to adjust those motivators for him" and then he rolls over and goes back to sleep
again i think webby is kind of an oldest child situation in that she was honestly really easy to parent at certain ages cus her need to earn stability made her really responsive to feedback which means the other kids showed up and beakley was like completely unprepared cus her guard was down
baby webby: whoa i saw something that made me a little too upset! im gonna turn it off and go talk to an adult and then move on.
baby triplets: TOP TEN WORST MEDIEVAL TORTURE DEVICES AND WE WILL BE WATCHING THIS IN THE DARK FRONT TO BACK EVEN THOUGH IT'S GONNA GIVE US NIGHTMARES AND WE WILL NOT LEARN OUR LESSON ALSO LET'S TALK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
idk man, i just wanna write a fic that someone reads obsessively at 3am. a fic that someone loses sleep to finish because just one more chapter and tries to give multiple kudos. a fic that people will leave a comment on every chapter. i want to write a fic that people will recommend to others, that they think nails the characterization and relationship dynamic. i want to write someone’s comfort fic, someone’s favorite fic, or someone’s fic they read when they want to re-read something. i want to be that fic writer. i want to write that fic.
Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you
Pour one out for #audhd headcanon.
downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them
are shows and movies allowed to be subtle and ambiguous anymore..... is that still allowed or does everything have to be a patronizing hand holding session. just wondering
we gotta make writing fic uncool again to remove the incentive to use AI to cheat at it/clout-farm and brother, I've been working at this noble goal for years
no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant