Really Real Poptropica Quotes

Some absolutly true things poptropica characters have probably said maybe.  ( Submissions are open! )

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Black Widow: I saw you hanging out with Binary Bard

Dr. Hare: Bla-black widow it’s not what you think!

Black Widow: I won’t hesitate, bitch *fires gun*

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Dr. Hare: What was your senior quote?

Binary Bard: Oh it was pretty cliche, it was DEATH IS IMMINENT, THE DAY OF RECKONING APRO-

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Black Widow: If you don’t do your work you’ll end up at mcdonalds.

Dr. Hare: So we’re going to mcdonalds if I don’t do my work?

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Myron Van Buren: I'm gonna make you into bacon...

Player: Hey, that sounds pretty good! Wait, I mean, NOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Black widow: What’s your greatest fear?

Dr. Hare: Being forgotten

Black widow: Wow that’s deep…

Black widow: Mine is the kool aid man but I feel stupid about it now.

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Spike: We agreed that's how we'd raise our kids.

Crusher: Our kids? Spike, we're not married.

Spike: Bro, we're a little married.

Crusher: I know, I love it

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Can people send more than one quote?

Yes! Although suggestions made by someone else (soon or right after you sent yours) will take posting priority if I have quotes from more than one person. 

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Speeding Spike: I shouldn't have to put up with this. I'm a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics.

Crusher: You hurt your what?

Speeding Spike: I'm a very famous villain!

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Narrator: Speeding Spike, able to run at great speeds.

Speeding Spike: Want to see me run to that mountain and back?

Speeding Spike: Want to see me do it again?

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Player: Copy Cat, you are under arrest!

Copy Cat: [scoffs] For what? Hurting your feewings?

Player: Felony tax evasion.

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Binary Bard: Once a millinium, the planets of this galaxy align OVER THIS VERY SPOT. And today, the one most worthy to stand here, IS NONE OTHER THAN I! BINARY-

Dr. Hare: MORDRED! IS THAT YOU? IT’S ME! HARVEY! Are you here to watch the planets align, too? Look! I even packed a PICNIC!!

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Black Widow: You guys want to be real artists, huh? Okay, that's an angle. I can sell that. But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way. Someone's cutting off an ear. 

Brown Recluse: I need both of mine.

Dr. Hare: I wear glasses. 

Black Widow: Welp, what's your excuse? 

Binary Bard: Don't got one. Have at it.

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Are there any rules to what we can put for quotes?

Try to keep it sfw (I don't wanna have kids have to see inappropriate stuff in the poptropica tags), try to keep it non-offensive (no slurs/racism, sexism, homophobia, you get the picture.) and include the source. Other than that you're all good!

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Captain Crawfish: Fine, I admit it, I still can’t swim.

Betty Jetty: Captain, you promised!

Captain Crawfish: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness. 

Crusher: That’s why on the first day, you gotta beat up the biggest one in the yard!

Betty Jetty: Crusher that’s prison.

Crusher: Only if you let it be!

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Rat Man: Here we are. The greatest department store in the world, where everything is free! [His voice echoing in the whole dump] So anything new? [Picks up a dirty clothes] Woo, that's nice.

Sir Rebral: What the- You're going to get my date's clothes out of the dump? Oh, man that's gross. [Shivering]

Rat Man: I didn't hear you complaining when I gave you that sweater.

Sir Rebral: What? My favorite sweater came out of the dump?

Rat Man: No! Don't be silly. [Picks up other things from the dump] I found it in a sewer outlet.

Sir Rebral: Oh, man... I wear this all the time...