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#mod captain beef #i think i said my name on here is LMAO #incest /#rape /#abuse /

Let me just say that this blog is an absolute gift, and it never fails to make me laugh. Keep up the great work!

thank u so much!!! we honestly have a lot of fun coming up with these quotes and i’m super happy to see other people find them as enjoyable as we do (especially with such a small fandom lol) <3

#majora-the-trekking-hobbit

hey everyone, sorry for the silence on this blog!!! i (and the other mods, as far as i can speak for them) have been busy irl and got a little distracted from updating, but we haven’t abandoned this blog!!! I’d also like to say thanks to all of our followers, i didn’t expect that many people to actually show interest in our joke blog about an obscure 70s musical!! ♡ i hope to be able to upload some new content soon (and as always submissions are definitely welcome)!!

#mod juicyfruits

Winslow: So, you lied. About everything.

Swan: I didn't lie. I just avoided certain truths to manipulate you.

#phantom of the paradise #winslow #swan #source: supernatural

Two seconds later, it happened. With all my fans surrounding me, I took my last breath. The good news: I died just like I lived, as the complete and utter center of attention.

Swan

#phantom of the paradise #swan #source: desperate housewives #death mention

Winslow: Why do you always want people to sign creepy documents?

Swan: Well, Winslow, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone. Then no one can do anything to stop me.

#phantom of the paradise #winslow #swan #source: it's always sunny in philadelphia

Philbin: Are you a practicing homosexual?

Beef: I don't have to practice, I'm very good at it.

#phantom of the paradise #philbin #beef #source: soap #h word / (just in case)

Phoenix: How are you here? You're dead!

Winslow: Dead? Shoot! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?

#phantom of the paradise #phoenix #winslow #source: sleepy hollow #death mention #sorry for the inactivity on this blog everybody!!!!

I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Swan

#phantom of the paradise #swan #source: brooklyn 99

Well, I’m not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots, but there’s definitely something unnatural going on around here.

Beef

#phantom of the paradise #beef #source: buffy the vampire slayer

Beef: Rules are made to be broken.

Philbin: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Harold: Uh, piñatas.

Beef: Glow sticks.

Archie: Karate boards.

Jeffrey: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.

Beef: Rules.

#phantom of the paradise #beef #philbin #jeffrey #archie #harold #the juicy fruits #source: brooklyn 99

Winslow: I have made the decision to trust you.

Swan: A horrible decision, really.

#phantom of the paradise #winslow #swan #source: tangled

Philbin: Are you posing?

Beef: Google Earth. Always taking pics.

#phantom of the paradise #philbin #beef #source: parks and rec

Winslow: You won't like me when I'm angry.

Swan: I don't like you ever.

#phantom of the paradise #winslow #swan #source: aqua teen hunger force

Oh, don't be so dramatic. That's my thing, and if you take it away from me I will kill myself...and then you.

Swan

#phantom of the paradise #swan #source: 30 rock #death mention #suicide mention

Philbin (texting Swan): OK, I cann barely type this but my hand is sstuck insdie the vendign machine aand if I let go I lose the snickers, tell me what to do boss.

#phantom of the paradise #philbin #source: tumblr

Winslow: You tricked me.

Swan: I deceived you. “Tricked” makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.

#phantom of the paradise #winslow #swan #source: arrested development

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