♡I've got a war on my mind♡

Been hard trying not to get into trouble

[depression-stays-but-you-dont]

sorry for not talking to anyone i am completely one hundred percent disconnected from this reality

[thebootydiaries]

me 2 the outside world: yeah i don't really care for personality quizzes

me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

[dajo42]

when you get annoyed by the sound of people eating

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[inudaughter]

I’m doing this for the pasta.

[serotnin]

*foams at the mouth with love*

[timewastingclub]

[oomshi]

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[putavuitton]

[yo-its-matt]

Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right

[yo-its-matt]

[letstomatopaste-deactivated2021]

[a-typicalperson]

I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again

[bimmyneutron]

he was what now

[stability]

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

this website is so toxic 

[foodnun-deactivated20140601]

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

[slapmytitties]

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

[slimane-boi]

Why is Etsy like this

[thivus]

buys these in bulk to give out to my homies for they bdays

[borderlands-disorder]

yeah I usually make him pay for the bj

[thebootydiaries]

concept: u come over and i cook an apple for dinner. we are in love as we look at each other. a single tear hits the ground as i morph into an almond (slightly smaller than the average size). u are running as fast as u can.

[evilspice]

can we not have a moment of rest ever

[mrmonroe-deactivated20210912]

[draeneis]

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot