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Hey everyone! Just wanted to make a quick little announcement, explaining my absence and everything. I hit a rough patch in July, which was made even rougher due to a death in my family. For everyone who has been missing my content I just want to say, sorry about that and I'll be posting a bit more frequently now that I've gotten out of the rough patch. Thank you to everyone who has stuck by this blog despite me not being active.

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Hey everyone!! I've been gone for a while but I wanted to come on here and ask if anyone is able to help me with a huge bill/my rent is due soon but I do not get paid till like the end of the month, I do not like asking for help but I really need it. I totally understand if no one is able to help though and I will try my best to make the cash I have rn work! For the full amount I need around $350, since I have most of my rent right now already and the rest of what I don't use is going to my light bill and water bill. Please DM me for any questions and I'll try to post more I've just been working and everything to make ends meet.

Cashapp: $biphantom

Venmo: biphantom

Zelle: please DM me for that

Once again I'd like to add that I wouldn't ask for help unless I absolutely needed it. However I understand times are tough and if I can't meet my goal I'll just figure something out.

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Corey: *about Theo* He's either insanely brave or insanely stupid

Mason: Either way, he's insane

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Mason: I thought I told you no

Liam: But your eyes said yes

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Alec: I need to get something off my chest.

Theo: Is it your shirt? Please say no.

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"When I die, I want Liam and Theo to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time."

- mason hewitt (after another plan goes badly)

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Nolan: Besides my mother, you are possibly the most intimidating woman I have ever met.

Hayden: I've met your mother, she's fucking terrifying so that's a compliment!

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Monroe: There's still time to surrender.

Theo: Then feel free to do so.

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Scott: Liam, what's the one thing I asked you not to do tonight?

Liam: ...raise the dead.

Scott: And what did you do?

Liam: ...raise the dead.

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Nolan: I was the one who took the hottest person in school to prom.

Liam: Because I told them you were dying.

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Scott: What's everybody thinking about?

Liam: Monroe

Theo: Calzones

Everyone: ...

Theo: I mean, uh, hell yeah, I'm thinking about calzones, okay? Does it always have to be about Monroe? She's a bad guy, we're trying to defeat her, I get it. I'm hungry.

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Mason: So, what's it like dating Nolan?

Brett: Once I asked him for water while he was mad at me, so he brought me a glass full of ice and said, "Wait."

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Theo: I gotta fall in love with Liam

Hayden: Why?

Theo: Because everyone I love dies!

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Liam: I’m sorry, but this time I can’t do as you say.

Mason: What do you mean “this time”?! You’ve never done what I said since you’ve been bitten!

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why did you combine Parrish, Derek, Isaac, Theo, Nolan, Eli into one family? What do they have in common?

This is real easy, because I am annoying and like inflicting my headcanons on everyone, hope this helps

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Liam: I can excuse both attempted and actual murder but I draw the line at kidnapping.

Mason: you can excuse murder??

Theo: it's not kidnapping, we'll be abducting Nolan, there's a strong difference.

Corey: we aren't abducting ANYONE!

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Something: *blows up*

Jordan: Nolan, what did you do?!

Nolan: My best.