Just two funny scenes with quotes I thought of-
Here's one scene where Jaron is kidnapped and the kidnappers ask for ransom of one million garlins
Jaron :One million garlins? That's my price? This is insulting. I’m the King of Carthya. And you’re asking for one million garlins?Make it two billion.
Here's another scene where Jaron was kidnapped inspired from that The Big Hit comedy scene when Jaron’s asked to read what's written in the note
Jaron: I have been abduct.
Kidnapper 1: That's abducted.
Jaron: It says abduct.
Kidnapper 2:Just say abducted.
Jaron:I have been abducted. I am fine now, but I may not be for loring. If you do not pay the sun of one million garlands- Seriously. Was this dictated to a goat?Cause honestly, even Roden with no formal education writes better than this. Actually... even Fink writes better now. And that’s entirely Tobias’s doing. So really, congratulations-Your writing is worse than the writing of both Roden and Fink .
Kidnapper 2: "Loring"? "Sun of one million garlands"?
Jaron:That's what it says.
Kidnapper3: That's "long" and the "sum" of one million "garlins". You know what it means.Just read what it means.
Jaron: I may not be for long. If you do not pay the sum of one million garlins. Or else you will never see me alive again as these men mean businesses.
( Jaron laughs): Who wrote this, really?
Kidnapper 2:Stop it!!
Jaron: You told me to read this.That's what I'm doing.
The kidnappers start fighting arguing with the one who wrote that note.
Kidnapper 1: Improvise the last line.
Jaron: Fine then- These group of ridiculously demanding, bug-brained, impressively incompetent, utterly illiterate , barnyard-scented men mean business.
