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@incorrectquotesideas-deactivated
IncorrectQuotes: To sum it up, my old @incorrectquotesideas blog was deleted by staff and I got no answer when I contacted them about it several times; I was so upset (and still am; I had gathered over 2000 incorrect quotes and was just about to reach 10000 followers) that I gave up on gathering quotes altogether for a while. Now I’m back!
IncorrectQuotes: Submissions are always open, like it used to be. Don’t forget the source!
Person A: How much cash do you have?
Person B: I have 5 maxed out credit cards.
Person C: I have 20- No, wait, I ripped it. I got nothing.
Person A: That pretty much sums up your lives.
Person A: Well, at least you're not bitter.
Person B: Oh, I'm bitter.
Person A: But you're so young.
Person B: You can be young and bitter.
Person A: You can?
Person B: I mean, not as bitter as I'll be in 10 years... But I'm bitter.
Person A: You know how I feel about this. I don't even pay my taxes!
Person B: Well. Easy when you have no income.
Person A: You're a genius!
Person B: Aw, you're just saying that cause it's true.
Person A: Thanks for making me look like a fool in front of Person B, Person C.
Person C: Oh, B... You don't need any help looking like a fool.
Person A: Do you ever wonder if maybe there's more to this life than just mindless killing and bloodlust?
Person B: Yeah...
Person A: You do?!
Person B: No! Of course not! You have turned into a very, very soft person!
Person A, about Person B: Now remember, do not look them directly in the eye, we still don't know the depth of their power.
Person C: Well, I've never looked at them in the eye anyway, I'm certainly not gonna start now.
Person A, after washing their hair for the first time in weeks: Oh, my hair is amazing! Specially those waves!!!
Person B, to Person C: They don’t have waves.
Person A, fixing up their hair: Then what’s that?
Person B and Person C, in unison: Your bad hair dye.
Person A, paranoid that anyone could have been sent by Person C to kill them: How about them? [pointing to Person D] I see them everywhere.
Person B: You see me everywhere too. But, as we already established, I have not been sent by Person C to kill you.
Person A, suddenly suspecting Person B again: …Killers don’t look like killers if they’re good at their jobs.
Person B:
Person A, after breaking a very homoerotic fight between Person B and Person C: What the hell happened out there?
Person B: My sexual compass is all a-twirly-girly. They're not even my type! But I have not been touched like that since my ex left. Ugh, I'm so lonely...
Person A: YOU're lonely?! I haven't been touched by another person in weeks! And Person C IS my type. [gasps] I don't need you here just to keep Person C away from me. I need you here to keep me away from them!
Person B: So what do we do?!
Person A: We gotta scratch this itch, baby!
Person A and Person B: [kiss passionately]
Person A and Person B: [pull away after 5 seconds]
Person A: Is that how gay people kiss?!
Person B, at the same time: Is that how straight people kiss?!
Person A: This is getting out of hand...
Person A, also a woman, about a fight between Person B and Person C: OK, this is clearly a girl thing that I don't understand, so let me just be diplomatic about this and say: GET OVER IT!
Person A, obviously evil: Step out of the shadows, I won't bite.
Person B: [shrugs in agreement and gets up to leave their hiding spot]
Person C and Person D: [desperately pull them back and hold them down]
Person A: Everyone can see all this magic trippy shit, right?
Person B, too concerned with the magic trippy shit to look at them: Yes...?! Why???
Person A: I'm off my meds.
Person A, driving cheerfully: We're almost at the Bottomless Ice Chasm of Doom! It should be quick once we get across.
Person B: ...Mi amiga, did you just say "the Bottomless Ice Chasm of Doom"? Surely you mean something else?
Person C, Person D and Person E, also in the car: [nodding nervously in unison]
Person A: [mumbling to themselves]
Person B, to Person C: You know what they say about the crazy ones, right?
Person D: [hearing the word "crazy" and immediately assuming they're talking to or about them] Huh?
Person A: IS YOUR BRAIN AS TINY AS YOUR TEENY-TINY FURNITURE?
Person B: Hey, you can insult me, but how dare you mock tiny furniture!