Incorrect Quotes of the Caribbean

Original and generated quotes. Jack Sparrow will answer any questions left for him in my inbox.

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Barbossa: I will ruin your happiness no matter the cost!

Jack: My happiness?

Jack *turning to the group*: I’m happy? 

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YES JOHNNY YES

congrats mate 🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️

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Will: Jack what are you doing?

Jack: I don’t know, I’ve decided to stop being self aware. What I do is none of my business! 

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Elizabeth: Hanging out with you gives me PTSD. 

Jack: PTSD? I call that spicy nostalgia. 

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When the rum is gone, do you drink water? Because you should stay hydrated

Aye, Gibbs makes me, and I bloody hate it. I went three days without water once, I think.

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Jack: Hi- Barbosa: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my fist and your face.

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Jack: Will likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Jack: You might not know this, Elizabeth, but I am a flawed person. Elizabeth: I do know that.

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Jack: Where are your parents? Will: What are parents? Jack: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Davy Jones: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Beckett: You mean you stabbed them? Davy Jones: They ran into my knife.

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Least favorite food? :)

"Codfish soup. It tastes absolutely disgusting and it smells horrible too. I had to eat that bloody stuff almost every night as a kid. I also tried possum once. I wouldn't recommend it, there was just too much fur."

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Jack: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Will: How can you still say that?

Jack: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Least favorite smell?

*Immediately gags*

“Lavender. Smells bloody awful.”

*Gags again*

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Why do you call your dad Teague? Also I’m guessing you know the Code very well!

“Because Teague’s his name. The Code…nope, don’t know it very well.”

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For Jack: How well can you read?

“Very well, actually. Teague had me learn.”

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Jack: I’m serious! They’re watching me! They’ve even got somebody following me! Don’t you believe me?

Barbosa: Look, it’s not that I don’t believe you…it’s that I don’t believe you and I don’t care.

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Jack: Barbosa, can I ask you a question?

Barbosa: Sure, anything.

Jack: Why don’t you go back to your own place and leave us alone?