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Barbossa: I will ruin your happiness no matter the cost!

Jack: My happiness?

Jack *turning to the group*: I’m happy?

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YES JOHNNY YES

congrats mate 🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️

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Will: Jack what are you doing?

Jack: I don’t know, I’ve decided to stop being self aware. What I do is none of my business!

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Elizabeth: Hanging out with you gives me PTSD.

Jack: PTSD? I call that spicy nostalgia.

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When the rum is gone, do you drink water? Because you should stay hydrated

Aye, Gibbs makes me, and I bloody hate it. I went three days without water once, I think.

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Jack: Hi- Barbosa: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my fist and your face.

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Jack: Will likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.

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Jack: You might not know this, Elizabeth, but I am a flawed person. Elizabeth: I do know that.

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Jack: Where are your parents? Will: What are parents? Jack: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.

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Davy Jones: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Beckett: You mean you stabbed them? Davy Jones: They ran into my knife.

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Least favorite food? :)

"Codfish soup. It tastes absolutely disgusting and it smells horrible too. I had to eat that bloody stuff almost every night as a kid. I also tried possum once. I wouldn't recommend it, there was just too much fur."

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Jack: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Will: How can you still say that?

Jack: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Least favorite smell?