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I've seen another fandoms have this and I want StM to have it too

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Ogasawara: All you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress-up games when you were little, don't even lie.

Eimi: What do you mean WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?

Niibashi: What do you mean GIRLS?

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Hirano : Fuck.

Hanzawa : We've got to work on your cursing.

Hirano : Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Hirano: It's not gay if I wanna date Kagi-kun right? Like, in a friend way? I wanna hold his hand and make him laugh, because his laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Ichinose: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Hanzawa: I am an expert, and that's gay

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Hirano: Well Kagi-kun, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

Kagiura: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Satoko: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Sasaki: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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Ogasawara: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Hirano : Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Ogasawara: Not when you’re playing with Hanzawa, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Miyano: I love you

Sasaki : What?

Miyano : I love you

Sasaki : Hold on,I need emotional recovery time.Please visit again in three to five bussiness days

Miyano: ???

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Hanzawa: I made tea.

Hirano: I don’t want tea.

Hanzawa: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Hirano: Then why are you telling me?

Hanzawa: It is a conversation starter.

Hirano: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Hanzawa: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Ogasawara: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Sasaki: Do you ever think before opening your mouth

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Sasaki: Relationships should be 50/50. I cooks us dinner while Myaa-chan sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Hirano: I wasn’t that drunk.

Kagiura: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Hirano: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Shirahama: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Tashiro: You're drinking orange juice.

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*Sasaki casually searching around the room*

Ogasawara: Hey, what’re you looking for?

Sasaki: My will to live.

*Miyano walks into the room*

Sasaki: Oh, there it is.

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Kagiura: Hirano-san is playing hard to get.

Kagiura: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Hirano: So what do you have planned for the future?

Sasaki: Lunch.

Hirano: No, like long term.

Sasaki: Oh...um, dinner?

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Tashiro: I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Hanzawa: Oh, I’m always running

Hanzawa: The question is from what

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Miyano: Thank you so much for stepping in and helping Kuresawa,I owe you one.

Sasaki: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.