Apollo: Can you imagine living out your days as a weeping willow? Sitting by the water, beautiful, unburdened.
Rachel: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
[Bonus]
Apollo: Okay I love you
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Apollo: Can you imagine living out your days as a weeping willow? Sitting by the water, beautiful, unburdened.
Rachel: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.
[Bonus]
Apollo: Okay I love you
Apollo: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Rachel: Wait until they let you go voluntarily.
Rachel: On a scale of "look at all those chickens" to "fre sha voca do", how do you feel today?
Leo: In between "it's an avocado thanks" and "honey you got a big storm coming".
Percy: I would say "I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger".
Annabeth: Probably "road work ahead".
Apollo:
Apollo: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them.
Rachel: Apollo annoyed me today, so I told him that I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Rachel: There's nothing special about tomorrow.
Rachel: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.
I loooove your blog. That's it
Thank u!
Apollo, about Rachel: She was my soul mate!
Meg: You said that about a ball of yarn once!
Rachel: Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
Apollo: Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
Rachel: I'm gonna go stare at a wall and rethink everything.
Meg: Uh oh.
Apollo: What?
Meg: Somebody's in love.
Apollo: Yeah, right. I just think Rachel's cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her.
Apollo: [lying awake at night]
Apollo: Uh oh.
i just went through your whole blog it's so funny. but i love your bg color! mind dropping the hex?
Hello! I have no idea when I got this ask, tumblr didn't notify me, I'm very sorry @cockyhammer.
But I'm glad you like the blog!
Here's the hex: #b63421
Rachel: Your existence is confusing.
Apollo: How so?
Rachel: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Rachel, to Apollo: You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better pray they don't die.
Apollo: Let's go steal the President of the United States.
Rachel: Isn't that treason?
Apollo: We'll give him back.
So uh
I made another blog
Over at @from-the-moving-castle
It's incorrect Howl's Moving Castle quotes (the book universe but most of them will probably make sense even if you've only seen the movie)
Just gonna spread this around on my other side blogs, see if i get some follows
Apollo: I'm invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
Rachel: My God, what have you done?
Rachel: Are you in my house?
Apollo: Please, I haven't snuck into your house in weeks.
Apollo: Which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.
Rachel: Did you not have a happy childhood?
Apollo: My favorite toy was a bow and arrow. You finish the puzzle.
Apollo: Rachel loves jacuzzis.
Rachel: Sometimes I pretend I’ve been captured by witches and they’re using me to make human soup.