Incorrect Red Dead Quotes

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John: I'm swimming back to the base! I know my chances are slim, but I have to try!

Arthur: John, you can't swim!

John: I said my chances are slim!

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Dutch: I hope you know what you're doing. You're risking Sean's community college fund.

Sean: (coloring a book) I'll never be President!

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Arthur: I have some bad news.

Dutch: Oh, Arthur...there is no such thing as good news or bad news. There is just...news.

Arthur: The Pinkertons found our camp.

Dutch:

Dutch: That is bad news.

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Sean *to Lenny*: If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me.

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Arthur: Uh oh

Dutch: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.

Arthur: Yup.

Dutch: Sharp rocks at the bottom?

Arthur: Most likely.

Dutch:

Dutch: Bring it on.

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Pinkertons holding Dutch: 10,000 dollars or he dies!

Dutch: How offensive. You think I'm worth only 10,000?

Pinkertons: Huh?

Dutch: *grabs megaphone* MAKE IT 50,000

The gang, on the other side: DUTCH SHUT UP

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Dutch: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Dutch: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

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Charles, to John: This seems like the kind of thing a responsible brother wouldn't want you doing.

John: Good thing Arthur's not here!

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Sean, upon arriving at fancy Saint Denis restaurant: I’ve never seen so many forks! And water with bubbles in it? Ou la la, oui oui!

Trelawny: Oh! Parlez-vous français?

Sean:

Sean: I have no idea what you just said.

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Sean: None may enter lest they speak the royal password!

Arthur: Sean, what are you talking about? We don’t have a password.

Lenny: Yes we do, we made one up while you were gone.

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Pearson: Can you pass the salt?

Sadie: Can you pass away?

Pearson: Too much salt.

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Kieran, practicing a pick up line: Are you a thief? because you stole my-

Mary-beth: Wallet, I know I’m sorry, I’ll give it back.

Kieran: heart- what the fuck-

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Arthur: Are you happy?

Sadie: Are YOU happy?

Arthur: No, but we’re not talking about me.

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Lenny: Who’d win in a fight, John or Charles?

Arthur: I can’t answer that, John’s my brother.

Lenny: So Charles?

Arthur: John wouldn’t even stand a chance.

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Sadie: So, you're basically the therapist for, like, the entire camp?

Hosea: Pretty much, yeah.

Sadie: Who's your therapist, then?

Hosea:

Hosea: *Holds up a small pebble* I talk to this rock sometimes.

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Arthur: So I’m sensing a lot of hostility from you

Micah, still stuck in Strawberry Jail: Get me out of here Morgan!

Arthur, casually leaning against the wall: See, this is what I’m talking about, negative vibes

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Arthur: Come here.

John: Why?

Arthur: Just come here.

John: No you’re going to hit me.