Red Dead Redemption 2

“Charles, will you ride with me?” “Always.”

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Micah: We don’t like it when you get like this! Tell him Morgan!

Arthur: Uh...Charles, pick up that wagon with one arm.

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John: Am I a good person?

Arthur: I don’t even know if I’m a good person. I’m not the person to ask, I have my moods.

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Arthur: Alright John. You want to know how to be a good father? You want to know the secret?

John: Yes.

Arthur: Don’t abandon your kid. That’s it. That’s all you gotta do.

John:

Arthur: And you couldn’t even do that, ya bastard.

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Swanson: Yeah, I didn’t really know how it was gonna go.

Arthur, holding a hay bale: That’s a great story. I’d definitely love to hear about it, but I got horses I’m trying to feed-

Swanson: Oh, well I’ll be here when you’re done.

Arthur: Are you kidding me?

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Dutch: Here's the plan.

Dutch: Arthur goes in.

Dutch: He starts slapping people hard in the face.

Dutch: And we see where that takes us.

Arthur: No.

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John: You guys take walks together in the woods for hours. It’d be really awkward if one of you were...you know, into fellers.

Charles:

Arthur: Yes. It’d be awkward if one of us was into fellers.

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Arthur: You don’t think I care? Well you know what?

Micah:

Arthur: You’re right.

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John, after seeing Arthur ride out a bit with Lenny: Oh I see. You’re replacing me, is that it?

Arthur: John, no one could replace you.

John: Oh. Tha-

Arthur: No one would be dumb enough.

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Hosea: Why do you think Arthur is better than John?

Lenny: Well-

Arthur, from the other side of camp: Because I can swim!

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Arthur: I woke up after blackout drinking and found more money than I had before I started drinking.

Arthur: Part of me wants to ask, but part of me thinks I might be better not knowing.

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John: You have to pick one, me or the dog!

Arthur:

John: You hesitated!

Dutch, Hosea & Susan all gasp

Hosea: You hesitated?!?

Arthur: I did not! I was just...thinking.

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Dutch: How did you think any of this was a good idea?

Micah: Because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Dutch: Oh.

Micah: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Arthur: Sean. Sean! Watch the light *points to a lantern*

Sean:

Arthur:

Sean: *slaps the lantern and breaks it*

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Hosea: Just once, I’d like to walk through camp with everyone behaving.

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“It’s wrong to make fun of people but it’s so fun sometimes.”

-Arthur Morgan (probably)

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Arthur: You know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen.”

Arthur: Adult life is already so Goddamn weird.

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Lenny: Who’d win in a fight, John or Charles?

Arthur: I can’t answer that, John’s my brother.

Lenny: So Charles?

Arthur: John wouldn’t even stand a chance.