#incorrect rdr2

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[strangesthirdeye]

Y/n: meow meow

Arthur: woof woof

(I'm sorry.. It's 3 am and i can't sleep cuz I'm an insomniac..)

[alligator-tearzz]

R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

[the-delta-42]

RDR2 + TWDG, Take #2

Arthur: *Shooting a Walker* What the hell is wrong with these people? Dutch: They're all crazy, Arthur! One of them bit Abigail's hand and another took a chunk out of Micah! John: They got Strauss too! Lee & Kenny: *Watching from the bushes* Lee: That's a lot of guns. Kenny: We could try an trade with 'em, see if they've got any food. Hosea: We've got food, and yes we do have a lot of guns.

[tbhatxr]

Sean: if you had to choose between John and all the money in my pocket, what would you choose?

Arthur: that depends, how much money are we talking about?

John: Arthur!

Sean: 63 cents.

Arthur: I’ll take the money.

John: Arthur!

[mandalorian-loving-mandalorian]

[petewentztiddies]

Arthur: You read my journal? John: At first I didn’t know it was your journal. I just thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[ms-rampage]

Y/n: "And if I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Colm O'Driscolls, Agent Milton and Micah, I would shoot Micah twice."

Dutch: "You were being really funny, but then you went too far."

Y/n: "I would kill Milton, and then Micah."

*groans in disagree* 

Y/n: " Okay geniuses, how would you do it??".

Uncle: "Curve the bullet like in my favorite James McAvoy film, Wanted." 

Javier: "Well that doesn't help shoot around things."

John: "Is there a curtain rod in the room??"

Hosea: "How about make-believeland anything you want."

Arthur: Hosea please this is serious."

Sadie: "Is this a thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence?."

Y/n: "Yes! We stab Micah in the heart with an icicle!."