gaslight, gatekeep, REBECCA

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Maxim: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Mrs. Danvers: You mean literally or figuratively?

Maxim: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Rebecca, pointing: May I sit there, please?

Mrs. Danvers: (starts to get up)

Rebecca: No, right there.

Mrs. Danvers: That’s my lap.

Rebecca: That doesn't answer my question, Danny.

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Mrs. Danvers: I made tea.

Mrs. de Winter: I don’t want tea.

Mrs. Danvers: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

Mrs. de Winter: Then why are you telling me?

Mrs. Danvers: It’s a conversation starter.

Mrs. de Winter: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Mrs. Danvers: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

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Rebecca: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it seem.

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Maxim: You have the right to remain silent.

Favell: Do I have the ability though?

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Mrs. Danvers: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Favell: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Mrs. Danvers and Favell, sighing: Rebecca...

[incorrectrebecca]

Ben: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read.

[incorrectrebecca]

Maxim, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Mrs. Danvers, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Beatrice, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Mrs. de Winter, trembling: What are we playing

[incorrectrebecca]

Rebecca: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Maxim: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.

Rebecca: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JASPER WITH ME.

Frank, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[incorrectrebecca]

Frank: Can I be frank with you, sir?

Favell: Uhhh... you already are.

[incorrectrebecca]

Mrs. Danvers: Rebecca...

Rebecca: Oh no, 'Rebecca' in B-flat.

Rebecca: You're disappointed.

[incorrectrebecca]

Giles: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Beatrice: What's that?

Giles: You've never had leftovers?

Beatrice: No, because I'm not a quitter.

[incorrectrebecca]

Mrs. Danvers: How would you rate your pain?

Favell: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

[incorrectrebecca]

Maxim: I’m driving.

Favell: Shotgun!

Mrs. de Winter: But you had it on the way here- WOAH.

Favell, holding a shotgun: No. I found a shotgun. And I want the front seat! (pumps gun)

[incorrectrebecca]

Rebecca: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Mrs. Danvers, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

[incorrectrebecca]

Rebecca: Am I sexually active? No, I just lay there.

[incorrectrebecca]

Rebecca: Everyone is addicted to my Fun and Flirty personality.

Rebecca: Lives have been destroyed.