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Lisa, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

Rosé: What?

Lisa, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

Rosé: You gotta speak up, sweetie

Lisa, at full volume: FUCK.

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Mina: [writing in her diary] Dear diary, how are you? I’m fine.

Mina:

Mina: [groaning and continuing] Okay, I’m not fine. You got me. God, you’re good.

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woah so i just noticed that i have over 1k followers, that's crazy to me! thank y’all so much!

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[Police sirens in the distance]

Momo, who has done literally nothing wrong in his entire life: They’ve found me

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Irene: I'm not saying all my problems were caused by having to deal with my members 24/7

Irene: But five therapists have said exactly that

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Jennie: I’ve never had a cake so moist

Jisoo: Yeah, it’s pretty moist

Rosé: The moistest

Lisa [sipping her tea]: I find the tea rather moist

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Nayeon: You wouldn’t like me before my coffee!

Tzuyu: That’s funny, cause I fucking hate you all the time

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Seulgi: Listen, prison isn’t fun, I’ll tell you that

Joy: ...Oh...? You’ve...been?

Seulgi: Once. in monopoly

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Jennie: I don’t get paid enough for this

Rosé: For what?

Jennie: [gestures to everything]

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Nayeon: H-

Tzuyu: Don't.

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Seulgi: Joy is in the pool and I don't think she's waterproof

Irene: What?

Yeri: I think she means to say Joy is drowning

Irene: Oh ok

Irene: WAIT WHAT

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Lisa: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Rosé: [Blushes]

Lisa, putting both straws in her mouth: Look how fast I can drink this

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Yeri: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Irene: I’m pretending that you’re in jail

Yeri: Why?

Irene: It’s spiritually healing

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Momo: After two hours of dramatic emotional breakdown and a cup of ramen later I realised that I was hungry and not sad

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Jennie: You can't cut your bangs with kitchen scissors

Lisa: Don't worry, I have a permit

Jennie: This just says, "I do what I want."

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Yeri: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Joy: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

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Nayeon: I HATE THIS FUCKIN’ FAMILY

Jeongyeon: Why is she like this?

Mina: Jihyo wouldn’t let her eat paper