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Savage Yeri (realquote)

Yeri : Okay, this is really the last song !

Fans : We won't go home !

Joy : They said they won't go home.

Yeri : OK, but I will.

Wendy : So Yeri happens to like girls instead of guys. Some like cats instead of dogs.

Joy : Frankly I’d rather live with a lesbian than a cat ...

Wendy :

Joy : Unless the lesbian sheds, then I don’t know.

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Joy: I knocked over your mailbox.

Yeri: You don't have a car.

Joy : I was power walking. I hit it with my purse.

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World Dictators : I have no fear.

Irene :

World Dictators : I have one fear.

Opening Credits of - “ Completely Giving Up on my Members “

STARRING - IRENE

ALSO - IRENE

And introducing - IRENE

If anyone pushes me in a pool this summer, I'm drowning myself. I hope you enjoy your murder charge you fuckin' sluts.

Yeri, yesterday.

Police : 911 what's your emergency ?

Seulgi : Hey man, yeah see, I'm cooking something here. I was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh .. meth ?

Police : And you called the police to ask how illegal meth is ?

Seulgi : Well yeah, I figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys ?

Police : *types on keyboard*

Police : Is this Kang Seulgi ? Of SM Entertainment district ?

Seulgi : No uh ... Seulgi's not here right now can I take a message ? Uh.

Police : The police are on their way Seulgi.

Seulgi : Aw shit, nuts, I mean. Yeah that's fine, 'cause nothing's wrong here, 'cept me cooking some meth-- AW DOUBLE NUTS. I said it again.

Police : See you soon Seulgi.

Seulgi : Alright, 'was great talking to you.

Yeri : I'm tired of this dumbass agency and these fake ass people.

Lee Sooman : Hey !

Yeri : Hey !

Yeri :

Yeri : Fucking bitch.

Seulgi : Hi guys, welcome to my channel ! For today, I thought it'd be a great idea to vlog about what's happening in the dorms.

Joy : I might have killed someone on the way back home.

Seulgi : It was not.

Joy : All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. I feel like I'm the Paris of people, the Milan of Italy, the beauty of a holy spirit.

Yeri : I am prepared to light her on fire whenever you tell me to.

Irene : ...

*Obviously raining*

San E : Is it raining?

Irene : No, it's National Baptism Day. Get a vasectomy, idiot.

Yeri : Oh, there's a box for you !

Joy : It's from Irene.

Yeri : What is it ?

Joy : It's heavy, must be her hopes and dreams for me.

Irene : I feel so empty now that my dumplings are out of the country. It's sad.

RV Manager : ...

Irene : What ?

Red Velvet : We're home !

Irene : Fuck, hide the PAYCHECKS. I mean HIDE THE COOKIES !

Savage Yeri - Real Quote#2

Mission : Film a 3 seconds video expressing your love for your members.

Yeri :

Yeri : Time's up, right ?

Mission : *Black Screen* Failed.

Wendy : My loneliness is killing me.

Yeri : I must confess, I still believe.

Seulgi : When I'm not with you I lose my mind.

Irene : GIVE ME A SIGN !

Joy : I really can't go to the bathroom without y'all making such a big fuss about it ?

Irene : * Reads a notorious feminist book *

Male fans : WTF ? We won't support you anymore !

Irene : ....

Irene : * Brings dozens of feminist books on the table, Shoot a CF on feminism, marches by herself by SM's building about feminist views. *

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