Incorrect Regnum

  INCORRECT QUOTES, TEXT POST MEMES & GENERAL SILLINESS RELATED TO REGNUM AND ITS CAST OF CHARACTERS.  

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Reuben: You do realize arson is a crime, right?

Alessandra: Please show me the law that says that.

Reuben: *Pulls out the legal scrolls*

Alessandra: ... I'm not reading those.

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Isira: Darling, you can't make everyone like you. You're not Genevieve.

Blythe: Everyone likes... Genevieve?

Phaedra: Who the fuck doesn't?

Blythe: Well maybe -

Phaedra and Reuben: Names, Blythe. We need names.

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Genevieve: You really want to see how hardcore I am?!

Genevieve: *stabs her leg with a dagger*

Genevieve: *fighting back tears* Take me to the infirmary please.

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Blythe: I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.

Cassemir: You never apologize.

Blythe: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.

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Blythe: I want my father on his deathbed, four or five years from now, to look at me and say "That. That is the woman I raised."

Blythe: And I want him to be pointing at some other girl, because that means that maybe, just maybe, I am not his child.

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Blythe: I need a human skull, but you can't ask why.

Alessandra: Only if you don't ask why.

Alessandra: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of her trunk* Choose one.

Blythe:

Alessandra:

Blythe: This one will do.

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Blythe, about Phaedra: I like her. She's got balls.

Phaedra: Ovaries, actually.

Blythe: Alright, you got yourself a pair of steel ovaries.

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Blythe: Personally, I blame you.

Elias: How can it possibly be my fault?

Blythe: Because otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.

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Isira: It was so hot out. Maybe you shouldn't have worn all black.

Blythe: It was a summer shade of black.

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Cassemir: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Blythe: Bold of you to assume I was even held.

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to her nemesis:

Blythe: There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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Cassemir: What's the hardest thing to say?

Blythe: I was wrong.

Isira: I need help.

Alessandra: Worcestershire sauce.

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Cassemir: How you hate to be wrong.

Blythe: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

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REGNUM TEXT POST MEMES: Captain Blythe Briarcliff, part 1/?

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On The Rescue

Cassemir: Blythe Briarcliff is the real hero here.

Blythe: But isn't Blythe Briarcliff more of a state of mind? Like, in a way, we were all Blythe Briarcliff today.

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Isira: If we're walking together, please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITAN.

Blythe: Just get some rollerblades and hold onto my arm, we don't have all day.

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Phaedra: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real bitch.

Isira: Well, what changed?

Phaedra: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.