Incorrect Renga Quotes

Sk8 the Infinity Incorrect Quotes, but mostly Reiki and Langa

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Reiki: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Miya: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Langa isn’t

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Reiki: Screams Langa: Screams louder to establish dominance Cherry: Should we do something? Joe: No, I want to see who wins.

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Cherry: How did none of you hear what I just said? Langa: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Reiki: I got distracted about halfway through. Joe: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Reiki: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Langa: Several traffic violations. Shadow: Three counts of resisting arrest. Joe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Cherry: Also, that’s not our car.

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Reiki: (Walking in to a room) Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things. Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder Shadow: (Out of breath) HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Reiki: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Hell

Langa: Go to Hell

Reki, tearing up: I wish I could

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Uncooperative

Langa: What is your biggest weakness?

Reki: I can be uncooperative.

Langa: Okay, can you give me an example?

Reki: No.

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Tall Shoes

Langa, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me-

Reki, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Spiders

Langa: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Reki: Killed without hesitation.

Langa: No.

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Call some families!

Adam: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Tadashi: Twelve, actually. Adam: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Tadashi: Yours! Adam: That's right: no one's.

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Smoothies

Langa: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Reki, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Oops.

Langa: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Shadow's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

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Like siblings.

Reki:  .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Shadow: What's that?

Reki: Remorse Code

Shadow: I'm even angrier now.

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URGENT

I'M LITERALLY DEAD BROKE AND APPARENTLY ADOBE NEEDS 20 BUCKS TO CANCEL. IF ANYONE CAN HELP I CAN SHARE MY PAYPAL, VENMO, AND CASHAPP.

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Hi!

I'm still in desperate need of money, so I have an idea!

I am opening post submissions for $1! You can send through any of the above mentioned methods, whichever one you have, or I could make a Patreon where you can submit at even the lowest tier of support!

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URGENT

I'M LITERALLY DEAD BROKE AND APPARENTLY ADOBE NEEDS 20 BUCKS TO CANCEL. IF ANYONE CAN HELP I CAN SHARE MY PAYPAL, VENMO, AND CASHAPP.

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URGENT

I'M LITERALLY DEAD BROKE AND APPARENTLY ADOBE NEEDS 20 BUCKS TO CANCEL. IF ANYONE CAN HELP I CAN SHARE MY PAYPAL, VENMO, AND CASHAPP.