Incorrect D&D Quotes!

Anyway here's some memes 

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Antolio: You've gotta stop, man.

Strahd, turning another vegan into a vampire: lol but they get SO mad

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Vex: I aspire to have cat in the hat energy.

Antolio: You aspire to corrupt the youth and commit property damage?

Vex: Yes

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Antolio: No more learning experiences. please god I am smart enough.

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Sophie: Do you believe in God, Jim?

Jim: I believe in hell, and I’m in it.

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Ren: Do you have any idea how many times I've had to get out of handcuffs?

Joxeia: Thank God you've been arrested so many times.

Ren: Arrested?

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Vex: When I die, I want to be buried, but not in a casket. I want my dead body to nourish the soil and at least be useful in my death.

Antolio: Try being useful in your life first.

Vex: That ship has sailed.

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Antolio: Do you remember the good old days?

Kira: What good old days?

Antolio: When Sasha would confide in us and treat us like peers.

Kira: No.

Antolio: Good, I thought I was the only one.

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Sophie: Roric’s chapstick tastes really good

Jim: You two finally kissed?

Roric: No, she ate it

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Sasha: Captain, you just had a near death experience. are you sure you are alright?

Antolio: You call it a near death experience. I call it a vibe check from the universe

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Sophie: I would always think to myself... how could someone kill another person?

Sophie: And then I met Eve and I was like, 'Oh, okay. I'm not gonna do it, but I totally get it.'

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Antolio: Kay, did you eat my food again?

Kay: Why, is there still some on my face?

Antolio: No.

Kay: ...then no.

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Avi: I threw a boomerang a few years ago and it never came back.

Kira: So?

Avi: I now live in constant fear.

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Antolio: You know literally nothing about sports. I've heard you refer to basketball as "basketsball".

Kravitz: That's the technically correct term! There's two baskets!

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Kay: Look, I’m not a cop. I don’t really like cops. Honestly, I think crime’s kind of cool.

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Jess: I got a new game: axe evasion. I throw axes at you. You try to dodge them. The game ends when either your luck runs out or I run out of axes.

Antolio: How many axes do you have?

Jess: You're about to find out.

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Sophie: What if there was a knife block that screams when you put a knife in?

Jim: So, a person?

Antolio: Caesar

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Sasha: If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it? I hope so, because the only way this plan is going to work is if you do everything I say.