20gayteen

We all die. you either kill yourself, or get killed

[incorrectrunaways]

Alex: Stressed.

Nico: Depressed.

Gert: Blessed.

Alex: Possessed.

Chase: Obsessed.

Karolina: Impressed.

Molly: Chicken breast.

Gert: ... What?

Molly: I just wanted to join in.

[incorrectrunaways]

Alex: and this is my house

Chase: what’s upstairs

Alex: stairs don’t talk

[incorrectrunaways]

Karolina: Got called a lesbian in Walmart today.

Gert: Tell us what happened.

Karolina: I got called a lesbian in Walmart.

Molly: Yeah, but why?

Karolina: I was being a lesbian.

Gert: In Walmart?

Karolina: Yeah it was in Walmart.

[incorrectrunaways]

Nico: *confident,level-headed, calm and collected, the cold leader and planner of the group*

I got this.

Karolina: *gets a paper cut* Owww :(

Nico: *in panic, crashing into stuff, running with a med kit, pushing everyone* HOLY FUCK ARE YOU OK OMG KAROLINA

[incorrectrunaways]

(in a haunted house)

Ghost: BOO!

Nico: :(

Ghost: shit wait no I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you sad-

[incorrectrunaways]

Gert: Can we just agree that if we do become evil, we'll do it as a team?

Alex: absolutely

[incorrectrunaways]

Alex: it’s not gay if I want to date Chase but as bros, right?

Nico: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Molly, eating chips: I’m an expert. that’s gay.

[incorrectrunaways]

Gert: Chase, care to explain why we have 6 dogs at our place?

Chase: They’re Golden Retrievers, Gert. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

[incorrectrunaways]

Alex: Haven’t you ever lost something you wished you could get back?

Gert: You mean besides the last ten seconds of this conversation?

[incorrectrunaways]

Karolina: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Nico: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[incorrectrunaways]

Gert: I think we’re missing something.

Alex: Teamwork?

Karolina: Partnership?

Nico: Help?

Molly: Cohesion?

Chase: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Gert: Well, I was gonna say 'a plan,' but yeah. Okay. Point taken.

[pocblog]

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

[valeria2067]

THIS SO MUCH GOTTDAMMIT!!!

[incorrectrunaways]

Karolina: Does Nico ever ask about me?

Gert: No...why?

Karolina: No reason… Just if she does, remind her that I’m very gay and very single.

Gert: .....

[incorrectrunaways]

Karolina: I'm not all sunshine and rainbows! I have a dark side too!

Chase: Alright, let me see your dark side face.

Karolina: [makes a face]

Chase: Aww!

[incorrectrunaways]

so are you from America then?

 no and before you take another guess im from asia

[incorrectrunaways]

If Old Lace could speak

Old Lace: I didn't understand why pets care so much about their humans until I got a human myself

Old Lace: I've only had been with Gert for a day and a half.

Old Lace: But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[incorrectrunaways]

Gert: You’re not an idiot, you’re a kid.

Molly: I’m a kidiot