Roman Cringe

Hello chat!!! It is I The Miser of Cringe!!!!! I get to dump stuff here HAHAHAHAH! In addition to rebloging I also do some art!!

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

[papermaple]

@bovineblogger do these cows count?

[peaceandlove26]

now that the g6 leak has been confirmed real, and we have some details from the panel, i have to say… i don’t really agree with the general fandom’s distaste towards this generation. i understand everyone’s grievances but overall i think it sounds cute and lighthearted with a pretty art style (so far) and that’s fine with me. i have kind of known this generation would be a g4 reboot since g5 came out so i don’t really care all that much, plus i really disliked g5 so it can’t be much worse than that for me. of course i wouldve preferred ALL the mane 6 being there but the “camp cutie mark” thing kinda clued me in a while ago that the new gen probably wouldn’t include all the main characters from any gen. overall i think i’ve just been prepared for this direction for a long time lol.

even if it ends up sucking, i can rewatch my beloved g4 anytime i want. the new designs are super cute too, imo. they look like tasteful fan redesigns to me lol. so if anything it’s just some nice new designs for a few of my beloved characters and an opportunity for cute new merch

also, the new twilight render is ultra cute, look at her!

[sarcasmprodigy]

Making women up like it's a job

[solarpunkfool]

What if we win?

What if the children go to schools unafraid of tear gas and bullets?

What if the birds come back, and the bees are healed, and every species moves from endangered, to threatened, to thriving?

What if the rainforest ADVANCES?

What if every parking lot had solar panels? What if every structure had solar panels? What if we built climbing gyms and terraced gardens in the skeletons of old coal power plants?

What if you baked your neighbor bread, and they shared their home-grown blackberries?

What if every person who needed a home, had one? What if every person who needed healing was healed?

What if every body was treasured for what it was, not what it should be?

What if every trans child's parents attended their graduation, their wedding, their new-name-day?

What if every warehouse became a closed-circle repair station? Goods flowing out, and back, and out again? What if landfills started to SHRINK?

What if the water and air were clean? What if there was enough public transit that the cars dwindled, leaving the streets safe for kids on bikes, evening deer, midnight cats and foxes?

What if we win?

How would you win?

[fullmoonguidance]

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[thestuffedalligator]

What I admit I do like about early Pokemon is how rarely they went for the easy ideas first. They had to create 150 monster designs in one game, and I’m sure it could’ve been so easy to phone it in with some generic RPG-ass monster designs, but it took six generations for them to make a Pokemon based on a tree, seven generations for them to make a wolf. The grass type representation in gen 1 is palms, rafflesia flowers, pitcher plants, and cordyceps fungus

The first games introduced the concept of reanimating fossils, and the first fossils you can resurrect are horseshoe crabs, ammonites, and one (1) pteranodon. It took four generations before you could reanimate a dinosaur, and it took two more generations before you could reanimate a Tyrannosaurus rex

Gen 1 did have some generic RPG-ass monster designs (slime, snake, bat, Big Guy Made Of Rocks) but a lot of it is weird biology, visual puns, and references to Japanese folklore and pop culture. It was so much more important to make a Pokemon referencing the phrase “a duck comes bearing green onions” than a wolf, and I think that’s a load bearing pillar to the series’ ethos towards monster design

[datasoong47]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Reblog with your favorite pokemon and favorite animal

[pokemonblack3white3]

[pokemonheritageposts]

[officersnickers]

[calamitaswrath]

[hoshi9zoe]

[mrquallzin]

[thecringeking]

[justnoodlefishthings]

licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you

[bogleech]

I said a bit ago that "I Am Frankelda" (Mexico's first feature length stop motion film) is better than all the laika and tim burton movies it gets compared to and I mean it, have a clip and screenshots

These two characters are good guys (not a spoiler) and you will love them:

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[libraryogre]

Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Oh my god....

[cosmicanger]

“Feline heads“ Peru, Mochica culture 1st to 8th centuries AD

[rollerska8er]

still my favourite onion headline of all time

[home-and-having-tea]

You ever think about how unified humanity is by just everyday experiences? Tudor peasants had hangnails, nobles in the Qin dynasty had favorite foods, workers in the 1700s liked seeing flowers growing in pavement cracks, a cook in medieval Iran teared up cutting onions, a mom in 1300 told her son not to get grass stains on his clothes, some girl in the past loved staying up late to see the sun rise.

[quecksilvereyes]

there are scriptures all over the world painstakingly crafted hundreds of years ago with paw prints and spelling mistakes or drawings covering up mistakes. a bunch of teenage girls 2000 years ago gathered to walk around their hometown, getting fast food and laughing with their friends. two friends shared blankets before people lived in houses. a mother ran a fine comb through her child’s hair and told it to stop squirming sometime in the 1000s. there are covered up sewing mistakes in couture dresses from the 1800s, some poor roman burnt their food so well past recognition that they just buried the entire pot. there are broken dishes hidden in gardens of people no one even remembers anymore

[theropoda]

children eleven thousand years ago enjoyed jumping around in puddles made from the footprints of a giant sloth. children loved muddy puddles so long ago there were still megafauna alive

[captainlordauditor]

There’s a record of an emperor of Japan in the 9th century talking about his cat - how pretty it is, and how it stalks birds and curls up in a circle and meows mournfully for company and escaped its collar. All completely normal ordinary cat things. And then it ends with him saying “it is superior to all other cats”. I am delighted to be united across 1200 years with this fellow cat owner with exactly the same feelings about his cat that I have about mine.