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chan, referring to skz: they're disrespectful, annoying, and highly unpredictable. chan: chan: i'm incredibly fond of them.

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jisung, wandering into jeongin's room at two in the morning: wow,i just saw a tiktok about how a woman strangled her husband to death in the middle of the night. can you even imagine just snapping like that? jeongin, rolling over and closing his eyes: yes.

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felix, to chan, after he stepped on his airpods: watch it. don't make me do something you'll hate. chan, scoffing: oh yeah, lix? like what? felix: i think you're sweet and handsome. chan: what- felix: you deserve to be cared for. chan, backing up: n-no- felix: your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard. i'm here for you. chan: STOP IT I'M SORRY

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hyunjin: excuse me, have you ever been arrested?

jeongin: yes.

hyunjin: i was going to say ‘because it’s illegal to be that cute’ but now I’m curious.

jeongin: aggravated assault.

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chan: have you ever broken a bone?

hyunjin: hah, yeah

chan: did it hurt?

hyunjin: not really

chan, confused: what bone did you break???

hyunjin: jisung's arm

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changbin: crushes are the worst

felix: yeah. whenever i'm near someone i have a crush on, i start acting stupid.

changbin: you're always acting stupid.

felix: yeah, don't think about that one too hard.

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chan: minho, I left you here to babysit them! it’s your job to keep them from making stupid decisions like this!

minho: that is true, but i was also really curious to see how many donuts jisung and felix could eat in one minute.

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changbin, angrily: ARE YOU-

jisung: fucking

changbin: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

jisung: fucking

changbin: IDIOT

seungmin: ...what was that?

jisung: chan banned him from swearing so i volunteered to help him out.

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chan: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

felix: in my defense, jisung bet me 50 cents i wouldn't drink that shampoo.

chan: that's not what i-

chan: yOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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changbin: i dont have any feelings.

hyunjin: felix doesnt like you

changbin, on the verge of tears: TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

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felix: i just saw chan crying in his studio for five or six minutes and then his phone alarm went off and he just?? stopped crying?? and went right on back to work??

changbin: it's called time management.

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jisung, literally 24 hours older than felix: ha, when i was your age-

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hyunjin: welcome to the ‘fuck jisung’ support group, where we gather to say a collective ‘fuck you’ to that stupid asshole. but first, a few words from our newest member!

minho, gathering his stuff to leave: i think i may have misunderstood the purpose of this group, sorry

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jisung: i'll never forget the time i was at a party playing truth or dare and someone dared me to go home.

hyunjin: that's funny because one time i was at a party playing truth or dare and i dared someone to go home lol

jisung: ...

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changbin: when are you free?

chan: i'm forever imprisoned in my own personal hell so i am never truly "free" but i don't really have plans next week except for monday.

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chan: sometimes interviewers ask me how i manage the boys so easily. the secret is, i don't. i have no control over them whatsoever. this morning felix called my name and when i showed up jisung shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.

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skydiving instructor: we're not letting you jump out of this plane without a parachute!

felix, wearing a propeller hat: you gotta trust me, man!