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Logan: Where’s Patton?

Roman: What?

Logan: Where’s Patton?

Roman:...

Logan: We left him at the gas station!

Roman: *screaming*

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Virgil: It costs $400 to go see a therapist

Virgil: It takes $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes

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Roman: you’re such a dork. You know that? A total loser.

Virgil: then let go of my hand

Roman: *gripping tighter* never

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Roman: So I got broken up with

Logan: Why're you looking up?

Roman: I need to cry bUT MY FOUNDATION WAS 48 DOLLARS!

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Virgil: I went running.

Patton: Is someone chasing you? Oh my God, are they still here?!

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Patton: what's trending right now kids?

Virgil: pain

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Vigil: I say we leave before Patton gets all worked up and starts calling everybody ‘bitch’.

Patton: What are you talking about, bitch?

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Patton: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Logan: You're a hazard to society.

Roman: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Logan: i'm cold.

Virgil: like my heart.

Logan: now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

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Virgil: Ho-ho-hOLY CRAP.

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Logan: [opens first aid kit] WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!

Patton, very concussed: It was funny at the time -

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Virgil: You’re smiling, did something happen?

Roman: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Patton: Logan tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Virgil: What should we do this weekend??

Patton: Eat pizza!

Virgil: I meant something romantic.

Patton: Eat pizza in the rain!

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Patton : what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozarella

Logan: don't ever text me again

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Virgil *bad at flirting*: I really like your name

Patton *equally as bad at flirting*: thanks I got it for my birthday

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Patton: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Virgil: Do you need to talk?

Patton: I wish I was a croissant.