Kim: I feel like the bad songs are recorded at 4am
Scott: Yeah, the good ones at 3:30am!
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@incorrectscottpilgrim
Kim: I feel like the bad songs are recorded at 4am
Scott: Yeah, the good ones at 3:30am!
Ramona: I’m going to tell myself that I fucking deserve to be happy, which I still don’t believe. I do not believe that I deserve to be happy. But one day I’m gonna get there
Wallace: Bitch
Julie: Wanker
Wallace: Oh what was that for?
Julie: You called me a bitch you wanker!
Wallace: No I didn’t!
Julie: You did, you did I heard you!
Wallace: I really didn’t
Julie: Okay then, what did you call me?
Wallace: ...A bitch
Wallace: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight. Scott: What kind of animal is the pink panther? Wallace: *Taking off his shirt* Scott you’re so fucking stupid.
Submitted by: @dumbassscottpilgrim
Kim: Bitch
Scott: Blocked
Kim: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something!
Scott: Unblocked
Kim: Bitch!
Kim: So I get a little heated sometimes Stephen Stills: You shot that mannequin 127 times in the dick! Kim: I’ll shoot you in the dick if you don’t shut up!
Submitted by: @amylicious1312
Hey all, so I’m so sorry this page is been inactive lately, I have not died but I will be back and at it soon! Please if you have any submissions send them in!
Thanks x
Kyle: Do you mind if we take the skin off this Furby?
Kyle: We want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin the path toward enlightenment. He will take care of us.
Ken: Also we want to softhack his circuits
Todd: I literally could not care less, but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.
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Ramona: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it Scott: *Peeing on the jellyfish* This is for stinging my girlfriend!
Submitted by @rangermarshwalker
Ramona: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight Scott: What kind of animal is the pink panther? Ramona: *Already taking off her clothes* Scott you are so fucking stupid
Submitted by @rangermarshwalker
Hey,it is awesome that there are still people like you that keep the Scott Pilgrim fandom alive. I really appreciate that! There are so many dead SP sites, which makes me sad. So I wanted to tell you that your stuff really makes my day. But anyway I love the concept of the incorrect quotes and was thinking that they'd also fit pretty perfectly on twitter. Now with the 280 characters. So what do you think about the idea that also Scott Pilgrim Fans on twitter could enjoy these funny posts?
Wow thank you. I’m glad that people enjoy this! And that twitter idea sounds great, if you make it I’d love to be sent a link to put on here, and if you want help or anything I’m here!
*Todd holding gelato*
Envy: Whacha got there?
Todd: *Holds up other arm* A smoothie
Scott: I thought I would liven things up a little bit...
Stephen: Scott you are lively, you’re great, and you’re full of energy, you’re perfect!
Kim: I tell people all the time that you’re very life like
Envy: You made me watch all eight Harry Potter movies, I don’t even like Harry Potter!
Scott: That’s insane. You love Harry Potter. You’ve seen all eight movies!
Scott: I blame myself
Everyone else: We blame you too
Gideon: You, list three things you know!
Todd: Three things I know?
Gideon: Yes and you can’t just repeat the last thing I say
Todd: Oh okay, uh three things I know, red light at night, sailors delight
Gideon: One
Todd: Uh I also know, uh, if it’s yellow let it mellow
Gideon: Two
Todd: Uh and I don’t, uh, those are the, I only have two
Gideon: That’s three, you know you only have two so that’s, yeah so that checks out!
Scott: Another date with Young Neil?
Knives: Yeah. We’re getting pretty serious.
Narrator: They weren’t. She was just avoiding her real crush on Scott.
Knives: That Neil sure knows how to please a lady.
Scott: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Knives: They do?
Scott: What a fun, sexy time for you.
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