Conversations Overheard By BRAVO Unit

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Seal Team Week 2022

January 16th to 22nd

The seven deadly sins will be the theme this year

Lust - Sunday

Wrath - Monday

Greed - Tuesday

Envy - Wednesday

Sloth -  Thursday

Gluttony - Friday

Pride - Saturday

I hope everyone enjoy themselves! 💜💜💜

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Ray: Sonny Aliens are not invading the homeland. 

Sonny nodded "yea not anymore! Someone took'em out before they could enslave us! 

Metal walking past adding casually: your welcome.

Submitted by Anonymous

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Brock: So does anyone know Metals first name? 

Trent scoffing: of course 

Sonny: It isn't full?" 

(source Mass effect 3) Submitted by Anonymous

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some officer: we owe much to Petty Officer Spenser, even if trouble does tend to follow in his wake. 

Clay: That's a good way of putting it, trouble follows me. 

(source Freemen's mind.) Submitted by Anonymous

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Jason: where is the prisoner? 

Full metal: in there he isn't talking, we got Sonny's Mixtape on full blast, he'll crack."

Submitted by Anonymous

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Clay is in fisticuffs with a infamous terrorist, Clay stumbles back radioing "this guys tough, any suggestions?" 

Jason: he's vain and likes to talk, just ignore him and power through." 

Clay: wait...I like to talk to."

(source batman beyond) Submitted by Anonymous

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Mandy briefing the team, 

Mandy: Algorithms say someone has been ordered to assassinate Sung. 

Trent: we pick up an increase of Grassy nole Activity?

 (source Alpha Protocol) Submitted by Anonymous

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Metal teaching Sonny how to woo woman, 

Metal: you have a date at 7. What time do you arrive at the restaurant ? 

Sonny: 7...AM case the place, do background checks on the staff, can the cook be trusted? no I have to kill him, dispose of the body and replace him with my guy no later than 4:30."

 Metal smiling "you're ready!" 

Sonny: "really?" 

Metal laughing "no...everything you just said was insane." 

(source: Team fortress 2) Submitted by Anonymous

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Clay: Good morning boss.

Jason: Good morning problem child.

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Brock: remember when you told me “my bad” and “I’m sorry” have the same meaning?

Trent: yeah?

Brock: ...they don’t have the same meaning at a funeral...

Trent, laughing with tears in his eyes: BROCK PLS-

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Sonny: Clay you will never guess what happened-

Clay: I'm busy now. I ate glass by accident

Sonny: I- you what?

Clay: please leave me alone

Clay: I ate glass

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Clay: If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision…

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Lisa: What are you implying about my baking skills?

Sonny: That they’re nonexistent.

Lisa: . . .I didn’t think it was possible to be as rude as you’re being right now.

Sonny: And I didn’t think it was possible to barbecue brownies, but I guess we’re all learning.

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The fondue? You mean my drinking cheese?

- Sonny Quinn

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Sonny: Let’s distract them by setting their couch on fire. 

Metal: Sonny that’s ridiculous. Setting the whole house on fire would be far more effective. 

Sonny: Point taken! 

Trent: *facepalms*

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Mandy briefing the team,

Mandy: Algorithms say someone has been ordered to assassinate Sung.

Trent: we pick up an increase of Grassy nole Activity?

(source Alpha Protocol)  submitted by anonymous

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Clay: I'm SO laid back, I only care about like 2 things in the world:

1) every person on this earth and their opinion of me.

2) the crushing psychological weight of being alive.  

Submitted by @galaxysanduniversesinmymind