Incorrect Super Sentai and Kamen Rider Quotes

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Makoto: You’re the clone!

The other Makoto: Is THAT what they told you? Do you wanna know what they told me?!

Makoto: That…you’re the clone?

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Ren: I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend.

Touma: Why in the world would Kento text a girl he barely knows that he sometimes has gay dreams about me?

Ren: Slow your roll. You? He's clearly talking about me.

Touma: Dude, it's me. I'm his best friend.

Ren: Okay, one: That has never been proven. Two: If anyone were to have gay dreams about one of us, it would be me. I mean, look at me. Now look at you. A still-in-the-closet 80-year-old wouldn't be into that mess.

Touma: Here's the thing, Ren. I'm snuggly. You're not. Who wouldn't want to snuggle up next to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped in a comforter, and it's raining outside, and there's muffins warming in the oven. I'm cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.

Ren: I work out every day. If there is one thing we know about Kento, it's that he likes a nice body. This body would rock his world.

Touma: Kento and I have a history. I know what he likes. There are things I could do to him that would blow his mind... - Why do we want to have sex with Kento? 

Ren: I don't know. It's weird.

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Sento: The Rider System is not a weapon!

Also Sento: By the way, check out this cool gatling gun I made

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Saber: All women... are queens!

Caliber: If she breaths...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

*cue epic fight*

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Aruto: 0101100101 What does it mean?

Jin: It's just gibberish *gasps and sees it in a mirror* 1010011010?! AHHHHHHH!!

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Rintaro: We are Swordsmen of Logos; and Swordsmen of Logos do not brawl with each other.

Ryo: It wasn't much of a brawl really - I grabbed you, you shoved me, and Ren was tossed over a table...

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Poppy: Parrad, can I vent?

Parrad: Like in Among Us?

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“What’s this? What’s this?”

—Vroon.

(Source: The Nightmare Before Christmas.)

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Imagine being tall, how embarrassing

Hammie Kyuranger, woman barely taller than the actual child on the team.

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Izu: Oh, it's kinda cold.

Aruto: Here, take my jacket.

Izu: Thank you Aruto-sama

Yua: ...I'm cold too.

Fuwa: Well damn, Yaiba! I can't control the weather!

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Did someone rip little baby Garuza a long time ago, right here?

—Juuru confronting Garuza for the last time.

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Akari: *to Onari* Your house is not haunted. You’re lonely.

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Tomari: Hey honey.

Kiriko: We hate Mr. Belt now. Get on board or the sexting stop.

Tomari: Mr. Belt’s a son of a bitch! 

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Sawa: You don’t see me saying anything crazy about Sento and Banjou’s weird, little relationship.

Sento/Banjou: They’re just jealous

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Bamba: When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them

Towa: That’s a genius move

Bamba: Thank you

Towa: You’re welcome… Asuka

Bamba: *Proud smile*

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Sento: Hey, Banjou sneezes like a girl

Banjou: How about I pound you like a boy?

Banjou: …That didn’t come out right.

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Sento: *crying while watching Moneyball* The statistical analysis… It’s so beautiful…