chaos walking

beware the mass reblogger

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[revvethasmythh]

hero: *destroys chalkboard with fire bolt*

the team: what the FUCK, kid?

hero, deadpan: some mending cantrip can restore chalk drawings.

the team: ooohhhhhhhhh

hero, still deadpan: i'm going to go find a monster to feed this to

[squirrel-stowaway]

crazy lore drop

[sassy-cass-16]

the elves in aramán are profoundly fucking sad. they're decaying. their people are completely unable to reproduce and they were created by the goddess of life. that feels like sylandri's real barrowdell. the elves as a dying people without her to sustain them.

[your-turn-to-role]

WE HAVE LEARNED TO COMMUNICATE TRUTH THROUGH FICTION. WE MUST NOW LEARN TO COMMUNICATE FALSEHOOD, THROUGH FICTION. AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO BACK TO COMMUNICATING TRUTH!

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Everyone at the table: Thjazi ISN'T helping the bad guys.

Thimble to Bolaire as soon as she sees him next:

[captainofthetidesbreath]

ngl, Gus will in fact love Demodus, this is the exact bullshit he wants in his life, everyone else in court is in DANGER because Gus is going to enable Demodus's nonsense SO BADLY

[trimmedbushproductions]

even in the afterlife Thjazi is stunting on the noble houses. executed the man and they STILL can't catch him

[nimblelizard]

Thjazi Fang pulled the worlds best prank and attached his soul to someone who hates him; Sir Julien Davinos.

[essektheylyss]

Travis: I didn't really put much backstory together yet, I'm waiting to suss out the vibes.

also Travis: [wrote a whole ass poem]

[revvethasmythh]

really need to emphasize how sexy it is that julien is taking notches for every tachonis killed and thaisha just started putting notches on her belt for candescent creed/halovars killed

[ariadne-mouse]

we were enemies, maybe now we are allies. would you like a great axe. don't lose it tho i may need to show a woman who wants to marry me that I still have it

[revvethasmythh]

wait wait, sylandri made it impossible for the elves to reproduce? that's crazy

[revvethasmythh]

Welcome to my side of the team.

[storm-of-feathers]

yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.

[storm-of-feathers]

I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE 4.27 Complicated Questions

+ bonus Laura reaction:

[jonnyrig]

While I definitely miss the Soldiers being together, I am LOVING Wick's cleverness being able to shine now that he's in a more familiar environment. He's not good at breaking rules, but he's really good at taking rules and turning them in his favor.