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totally correct silver boys quotes

[mcyt-fic-library]

Hey Guys

I’m sorry to be that person, truly, but I am struggling a lot.  I’m in uni right now and can’t work because of my certain program and health issues.  I’m spending all my limited free time doing online surveys to earn a few pennies in an attempt to survive the next few months before I will be able to work again.

I know everyone is struggling but, if you feel you have anything to give, I would greatly appreciate it.  you can find my k*-f* here and I am willing to do short writing comissions if you would like to get something for your money.

Again, I’m sorry I have to ask and put you in a weird position.  Thank you for everything. Truly.

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Junkyu, to Midam: [sends a voicemail]

Midam, texting: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Junkyu: No, don't sorry, just listen later

[later]

Midam: Oh, I should listen to that

Junkyu's voice message: THERE'S A FIRE-

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Raesung: I know I just called you dude, but I'm trying to flirt with you

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Byounggon: I'm invoking the "no judgement" clause of our friendship

Yedam: Oh my god, what did you do

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Yedam: I have an excellent gaydar™ I can determine if a man is gay or not with just a glance

Doyoung: I've been in love with you for years

Yedam: You've what?!

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Junkyu: Okay Yedam, we can't let their brain cells intimidate us

Yedam: Right... But what do we do?!

Junkyu: Imagine them in their underwear! They gotta look really silly!

Junkyu: [stares at Noa]

Yedam: [stares at Doyoung]

Junkyu & Yedam: OH NO HE'S HOT!

Noa & Doyoung: What are you two doing?

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Yedam: Doyoung, I need some advice

Doyoung, eating raw cookie dough for breakfast: You've come to the right place

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Yedam: You shouldn't be using a straw

Woong: I know, they're bad for the environment to whatever

Yedam: No it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Yedam: Black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it gets up to you happily and begs for pets

Woong, nodding in agreement: The void is loud and wants chicken

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Yedam: I've been living a lie

Midam: Just one? I've been living like 20

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Seunghun: Don't I look cute today?

Yedam: Shut up, you look like the girl from The Ring

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Junkyu: Ask me why I love you

Yedam: Why do you love me?

Junkyu, pulling out a 100 slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

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Doyoung: So, what's your type?

Yedam: Dark eyes, kind, oblivious, creative, great hair

Doyoung: Sounds like me. Too bad were just friends

Yedam: Did I mention oblivious?

Doyoung: Yeah, why?

Yedam: Just making sure

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Yedam: I've organized your messages into three categories:

Yedam: From Jihoon,

Yedam: Death threats,

Yedam: And death threats from Jihoon

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Seunghun: I've been alive over 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when someone knocks on the door of the public bathroom I'm in

Yedam: I once said 'come back with a warrant' soooo-

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Byounggon: WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?! YOU DIDN'T COME HOME?!!!

Yedam: I- I was at a party!!! Smoking weed!!!

Byounggon: Don't lie, you were at the LIBRARY you fucking nerd

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Junkyu: Why does everyone assume we're a couple?

Yedam: [sitting on Junkyu's lap and playing with his hair]

Yedam: Beats me