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Yep they totally said that • submissions and asks are open, so feel free to suggest some quotes or ask me anything ! •

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Chris: Before you say anything, it wasn't me. Unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing.

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Alo: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him ?

Mini: You did WHAT-

Rich: William Snakespeare.

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Thomas : Will you dance with me ?

Pandora : Of course.

Both : [proceed to dance the macarena in perfect unison]

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Mini : Mentally, I’m a slut. Physically, I break into tears if someone hugs me for too long.

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Customer: Can I get a number 5 with coke please ?

Chris: Sorry we don't sell cocaine

Boss, pulling Chris aside: Why would you say that ?

Chris, to customer: Oh nevermind we do sell cocaine

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Freddie: I'm giving up alcohol for a month.

JJ: Really? Good luck!

Freddie: Oh, that came out wrong. I'm giving up. Alcohol for a month.

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Tony: [in a coma at the hospital]

Effy: Hmm. I never thought I'd have to say this.

Effy: But there is only space for ONE dysfunctional child in this family.

Effy: And I've held onto that title for a very long time so you are going to have to get it together.

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Alo: Mini has a good heart.

Rich: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her good heart.

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Cook: I learned some very valuable life lessons from this

Freddie: I'm guessing they're all distortions of the lessons you should've actually taken away

Cook: Death isn't real and I'm basically God

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Jal: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop.

Chris: What ?

Jal: You always make that face when you're about to say something really stupid to piss me off so cut it out-

Chris: I love you.

Jal:

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Chris: Also cereal qualifies as a soup.

Jal: I fucking knew it.

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[Panda's first day of work]

Pandora: Look Effy, they gave me a badge with my name on it

Pandora: In case I forget who I am

Pandora: Very useful

Pandora: As that does happen

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hey guys!!

quick question, would you like me to post more gen 3 quotes ? I don't really do it because I don't like gen 3 (please don't come for me) as much as gen 1 and 2 so I always think of them first when I find quotes, but I could definitely change that if you would like to see more of them here !

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Freddie: is anyone gonna tell me what's going on here ?!

JJ: it's kind of complicated, but Cook-

Freddie: got it. forget I asked.

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Emily: Will you go on a date with me ?

Naomi: Give me some time to think about it.

[a week later]

Naomi: I've thought long and hard about it and I've decided that, yes, I will marry you.

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Jal: Everyone knows what they're doing ?

Chris: In general or the plan ?

Jal: The plan, Chris.

Chris: *sighs in relief*

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Sorry I hadn't posted in a while but I really appreciate the new followers, we reached over 2000 of you here ! Thank you so much ! College is exhausting, physically and mentally so I don't have as much time as I wish I could and I haven't been really active on Tumblr in a while :/ I hope it gets better once finals are done tho !

Anyway, thank you again, I hope you're all okay and don't forget to drink water <3

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Naomi: Stressed.

Effy: Depressed.

Katie: Obsessed.

Emily: Impressed.

Pandora: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ... What ?

Pandora: I just wanted to join in.