Incorrect Samurai Love Ballad Party

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Kenshin (in a fight with Kanetsugu): I don't wanna see you anymore!

Kenshin: *removes eyeglasses*

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Yukimura: I see sadness in your eyes.

Saizo: that my sharingan

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Ieyasu: You truly are a foolish lord

Nobu: but you admire me anyway

Ieyasu: .... Yes

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Mitsuhide: You drive me crazy

Nobunaga: But you love it

Mitsuhide: .....Yes

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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.

Oda Nobunaga

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Saizo: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious, okay? Ask him questions.

MC (turns to Yukimura): Lord Yukimura, what's seven times seven?

Saizo: ...stuff he knows, little lady.

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Mitsunari: Hideyoshi completes me.

MC: What about me?

Mitsunari: You're nice too.

MC: I'm your girlfriend...

Mitsunari: But he's Hideyoshi!

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MC: How do I look?

Mitsunari: With your eyes.

MC: I want a divorce.

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Nobunaga and Mitsuhide meeting up

Texting

Mitsuhide: Where are you?

Nobunaga: Find me.:D

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Sassa Narimasa: I feel like I am trapped in this bottomless pit of gripping self-doubt where I am afraid to fail because I am paranoid people secretly want me to fail and are cheering for me to fail, and even tho I know better, I am constantly literally physically sick over the haunting thoughts of not being good enough, and not being loved by anyone.

Waiter: Sir, I asked you how your steak is. Not how are you...

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Ieyasu: No, it'd be against my moral compass.

MC: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel!

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Ieyasu: Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!

MC: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and...um...

Ieyasu: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.

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Saizo: Yukimura, what do bees make?

Yukimura: Honey?

Saizo: Yes, dear?

Yukimura: *blushing intensifies*

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Inuchiyo: I know you didn't ask for my opinion-

Mitsunari: - yet you're still talking.

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Hideyoshi: Inuchiyo and Mitsunari are going to fight! Mitsuhide: Nobunaga-sama, you should probably do something. Nobunaga: Hmm...I'll allow it.